[Guest]

Let us fantasize for a moment. Jamie Oliver has been sentenced to death for crimes against cookery, the male image, and the word 'pukka'. You are the executioner. This is the chance in a lifetime! You can destroy this scourge of our screens! So... what do you do? How does our Jamie meet his demise? Ladies and gentlemen: what is the best way to kill a Jamie Oliver?<br>

[Stickyspanner]

Bound him to a chair and get him to watch repeats of his shows!

[Clare]

Leave Jamie alone!!!

[Clare]

Leave Jamie alone!!!

[Guest]

If you like retarded blokes who can't speak properly then you should go talk to johnny hoare. Swear words, similies, and metaphors alone cannot express my hatred for Jamie Oliver

[winker]

Cut parts of his stupid mockney influenced body off, cook them in front of him (ala Hannibal) then make him eat them. Lets see if he feels 'pukka' after this.<P>Or shoot him up his jacksy ,ala the film Things to do in Denver When You're Dead. Very painful.<P>I hate the ******.

[Tom_Murphy]

force feed him lower fat malarkey until he dies......

[Guest]

nice one winker

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

get a cheese grater start at his feet an just work your way up. Sounds like a great idea for a TV show "The Grated Chef".

[Guest]

It's a shame the Oliver Gallery at hairytongue.com has gone- this had lots of examples.<P>Get Basil Brush to chop him in two<P>ere' justtear me Basil

[SHlT]

Although I would not condone any form of violence towards an innocent person,I would like to suggest a real method of execution:<P>Tie the accused's bell-end up and then force him to drink litres of wine,thus causing the bladder implodes.to implode.<P>Don't call me sick....as this is REAL.

[SHlT]

Although I would not condone any form of violence towards an innocent person,I would like to suggest a real method of execution:<P>Tie the accused's bell-end up and then force him to drink litres of wine,thus causing the bladder implodes.to implode.<P>Don't call me sick....as this is REAL.

[winker]

Make him wear an spurs shirt, stick him at the clock end at Highbury make him cheer when Spurs get a flukey corner or throw in (they'll never score at the arse) He will get the living mockney crap  kicked out of him. That with some noncy herbs from crappy sainsburys should make a tasty culinary delight. Now that tos.ser Worral-Thompson gnome freak is next..<p>[This message has been edited by winker (edited 07 June 2001).]