[Stickyspanner]

Tom Murphy is a comedy genius.  <P>I know I have my fun on this board, but no matter what Tom writes its usually funny, and I dunno what happened last night but he musta got laid or something cos he`s on sparkly form today.<P>We hope that he can only get access to a computer wherever his travels take him.<P>oO(why the hell i`m saying this I know not cos as soon as he`s outta here i`ll be soon number one in the posting race)<P>Hmm - race sounds wrong - cos that just sets Tom into Spam mode  :)<P>Why dont we all have a whip round for Tom?  I`m gonna start here with a mouldy packet of skittles that I found under my bed.  Who else wants to add to it?

[Uglybob]

i gotta a blackcurrant Tune and an uneaten tin of dog food

[Guest]

Got a picnic chocalate bar which has a bite in it.  It was only then I reliesed I didn't like them.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i got a plastic aldi bag good for dog poo - no holes see?

[Guest]

1 wrigley's  lemon flavoured orbit

[Stickyspanner]

I`m amazed Tom hasnt contributed telling us what he wants!!

[Tom_Murphy]

what i really want, spanner my friend, is some kind of trophy for my achievements. oh, and world peace.

[Stickyspanner]

if u were online more on yahoo or another pager then maybe we could chat but u r like the elusive scarlet pimpernel  :)

[Tom_Murphy]

thats how i stay on top of the game  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/wink.gif">

[Stickyspanner]

oO(Tom`s on the game???)

[stevotrash]

this love in between spanner and murphy is becoming sickly. More back slapping than a seedy massuer parlour.

[Kate]

que?<br>I've been out of the loop for a bit and haven't a clue if this sycophantic nonsense is real or an attempt at humour...I hope the latter.<P>xx

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

attempt huh? i'll have you know this is better material than a davina mcCall sitcom.

[Stickyspanner]

hehehe<P>Yes Kate - where have u been - i`ve missed you.<P>Tom and I are only playing - he`s quite safe - I`m not into boys - i`m not a pain freak  :)

[Tom_Murphy]

i can back that up - it's only MEN for the spanner. <P>to paraphrase the North and South classic "I'm a boy not a man".<P> <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/rolleyes.gif">

[Guest]

whilst were on this topic I too shall paraphrase.<P>"Who do you think you are<P>MOylesworld's  new star<br>Is Tom who you are<br>Fictious ferret tarragon mole<br>Tell me - can you drive a car!

[Tom_Murphy]

genius.<P>the moleman strikes back...

[stevotrash]

yes jon, well done...to copy my reworking of classic songs is pure genius. To answer your question, no I don't have a car but i do have a carriage. I was just wondering wether your girlfriend will be free this thursday to help pull it.

[stevotrash]

now hoare boy, think of something original to comeback with.

[Guest]

At least I didn't get slagged off by moyles- <br>"A one braincelled creature"<P>Please , put this in the sound vault!!!!!

[the_dr]

North and South... I bought that record! One of my first ever records, I think it was the Man not a Boy one as well. I returned it to the shop 2 days later for being too crap. The TV series was a classic - No Sweat, a line which was repeated at the end of each episode. They also released a song of the same name. One sad sight I saw the other day though was one of the band members trying to launch a solo carrer. It was the Italian-looking one, I think he was the lead singer, was on CBBC with Ana trying to promote himself about 2 months ago. A very sad sight.<P>the_dr