[susx]

is Ben Pierrpoint---sorry i cant spell and i have the memory of a goldfish--- really only 13 or have i missed some big joke.or what im just a little confussed.

[Monkey_Great_Eastern]

As a child i was known to eat at least two Weetabix (or Weetabii as the are known in plural) for breakfast.<P>Murdoch (sp?) was my favourite member of the A-team<P>Smokey & The Bandit was wicked<P>Short Circuit 2 kicked ****ing ass <br>-esp. when the street kids taught johnny 5 that ryhme/rap. And using the antenna for mischief.<P>-I hope my comments have satisfied your request<br>

[susx]

ok that didn't confuse me more or anything did it.<br>one question why are you so un welcoming to new people at the site.

[Ben_Jammin]

Nope I am an ageing Osteopath from the mean streets of Staines scraping a living off the benefits he can scrape together from the Government and living off bran flakes because I have a bowel problem that I have had for neigh on 2 years now.   I have 2 monkeys, one called Dave and the other one called Pierce.  I feed them off nuts I steal from the local Morgue.  I live in a 2 bedroom flat and I share my flat  with an ageing man who's luck has taken a turn for the worse, his name is Simon Mayo he is also my secret lover and I embrace the secret love that dare not speaks it name.  Now are you happy how old do you think I am?  yes 14!

[the_dr]

So am I Ben, but I thought you were 15..

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

susx its not to everyone its just u have to admit theres been some morons recently (although you would think they would fit in).

[DavidL]

I'm 14 too!<P>

[susx]

thats ok i understsand but i am a true fan of the man moyles.<br>ben u make me laugh it deffinatly cheered me up this morning when i was sitting in the libaby waiting for my sound engineering lesson byee<br>by the way im 17

[Guest]

21 but with hairline of 61

[Lara]

i'm 15 finally, seen as everyone seems to be telling their ages...

[stevotrash]

I have body odour

[Guess]

I see dead people.

[Guest]

19 I be!!...'average age of an American soldier killed in Vietnam..19, nnnnnnnNINETEEN' or it went something like that anyway..<br> <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/confused.gif">

[Guess]

Make a pass at her father...

[Guest]

Give his knee a little squeeze..

[Guess]

Oh dear...

[Guest]

I've been wanting out this relationship for years and now the mother speaks of marriage!!!

[susx]

i feel welcome now<br>thanxs

[Tom_Murphy]

I am 18.<P>btw fatboy i would like to know if you know someone called john hutchins or mark pinkham just a hunch...

[Guest]

How do u know John and Pinky? Have they been on the site?  They're both great blokes though if you're reading this Pinky & John...<br> <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/confused.gif"><br>