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By Comedy_Chris
#97718
<br>If I was Parfitt, I would put Scott Mills on breakfast for starters. Okay he gets a lot of stick, but I was lisitenin to early breakfast not so long ago, and he was slaggin off Robin Williams (calling him a hairy arsewipe) , I was in stitches. He is also very, very witty into the bargain. After Mills, I would have either Emma B or Nemone. But less of the dodgy feature i.e i want your text, and please get rid of that guy that does entertainment news. Ideally you would get Mayo back, but its not a long term solution. Mark and Lard have to go, their comedy is too samey, and nowhere near as spontaneous as Moyles. When I first heard M + L, I thought it was a couple of young men having a muck around in the studio, rather than two middle aged men who should know better. Put the dreem teem on, at least it gets the banter goin with Moyles, there is zero chemistry between Moyles and Radcliffe. And yeah keep Moyles where he's at. Havent heard secret squirrel or Careoke, but Big Blubber must go, its not really that interesting ne more. More live calls are needed, and I think Culshaw should be on every show. <P>Whaddya all think ??<br>
By the_dr
#97719
Culshaw has too many voiceovers to do to be in every day. I'd like to see Tim Westwood take up a daytime slot on Radio 1, but what are you gonna do with Dave Pearce?<P>the_dr
By the_dr
#97722
I was tempted to watch the Dance Years the other day, but I decided against it.<P>Oh, and uglybob - my joke!  :)<P>the_dr
By Simon
#97723
HOW MANY TIMES do i have to say it??? Mark and Lard's humour is meant to be the same every day - THAT'S the joke. As for the Dreem Teem - what a pile of cack. Thank god m+l r back on monday.Chemistry between Moyles and the D.T. All that ever happened was that moyles went BOO when he started the show.There is chemistry between m+l and moyles - its just that they dont often talk, adding to the mystery of whether they like each other or not. Scott mills on breakfast? are you MAD?
By Lara
#97724
the_dr- never ever watch dance years- i'm still having the nightmares... <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/frown.gif">
By Andrew
#97725
I agree with lara; just dont.(dave pearce...the cap...the lischp..nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)<P>Also to a certain extent I agree with Simon, except I only listen to m+l when waiting for moyles to come on (which is hardly ever due to school).<P>Did anyone see the webcam picture Moyles said they were going to show of Dave Pearce?<br>Has chris (h) got it?<br>
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By Uglybob
#97726
mark and lard are like prawn *, good in bytesize chunks but not every day cos u will go unhealthy
By Comedy_Chris
#97727
Let me explain myself<P>Mills on Breakfast : Okay he doesnt have the charisma of Cox/Moyles, but he is goddam good at his job. I'd rather be slowly eased into my day rather than have some screaming bolton bimbo speaking no sense whatsoever.<P>Dreem Teem in Afternoon Slot: Okay they arent perfect adlibbers, and at times their jam can seem disorganised, but with Mark and Lard, its the same old nonsense all over again. Anyway Radcliffe's gettin on a bit, and the show is dated.<P>But I cant beleive the person who actaully felt that they had to ask about what should be done with Dave Pearce.....<P><br>
By Martin
#97728
Early Breakfast - She's not as unbarable as she used to be.<br>Breakfast Show - Scott Mills<br>The other morning bit(!) - Nemone<br>Mark and Lard's bit - Emma B<br>Moyles - Moyles<br>On Demand Slot - I think Moyles should do that, but leave the humour behind and do it seriously etc.<P><br>If you could make snese of what I typed... well done, I can't.
By Tom_Murphy
#97729
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT?<P>Have you forgotten what scott mills is like? <br>I don't give a s.hit if he is a good DJ! When he did the morning show i actually had to turn off when he told a joke. I was actually embarrased for him! the guy is a complete fool - he had a go at the morning show, and didn't "ease me into my day" at all, he just got me worked up.<P><br>My possible replacements:<P>1)Steve Wright to return - his morning show was cool and professional.<br>2)Danny Baker - forobvious reasons.<br>3)Chaka Demus and Pliers<P>Oh, and m+l are actually cool, they should be kept. They are pretty funny - i've been sitting on the fence for too long on this one. Moyles obviously. In fact, Dave Pearce isn't THAT bad at the evening session.
By Guest
#97730
Hello if we are playing fantasy Radio1<P>4am- 7:30 TREY FARLEY<br>(on the rock n' roll now L&K chopped)<br>7:30 -10 Theako n Mills<br>10-12:30 Emma B<br>1-3 Sara Cox<br>3-6:30 Moyles<br>7-9 Lamacq<br>9-11 MArk N Lard<br>11-1 Peel<P><br>Weekend - Pearce Dream Team, Tongy<br>
By stevotrash
#97731
Trey Farely???!!! That man is a complete asswipe.<P>heres the dream radio1 line hoaremeister<P>4.00.6.00- Vickey Marsden<br>6.00-9.00- Scott Mills <br>9.00-12.00-Tim Lovejoy<br>12.00-2.00- Whiley<br>2.00-4.00- Mark and Lard<br>4.00-6.00- Moyles<br>6.00-8.00- Sarah Cox<br>8.00-10.00- Lamaq<br>
By stevotrash
#97732
well tom, thats only because yours truely was unable to listen to the show that week and therefore he had to create his own jokes.
By Guest
#97733
Ok we'll go with (granted introducing alot of talk):<P>00.00-04.00 - Ian Collins & The Creatures <br>4.00- 6.00- Moyles<br>6.00-9.00- Danny Baker & Chris Evans (me has a feeling it would be bloody good!)<br>9.00-12.00- Lamacq<br>12.00-2.00- Rock Show<br>2.00-4.00- Mark and Lard<br>4.00-6.00- Pete and geoff<br>18.00-21.00- Mark and Lard<br>21.00-00.00- Nick Abbot (on the phones)
By Martin
#97734
I wake up at 5.45 in the morning and feel like shi.. poo, and he is always talking, and for some reason I always find myself laughing at what Mills says.<P>I don't have any problem with Mills, I think he is funny, I'm standing up for the guy  :)
By winker
#97735
Early brekkie/5-7am Scott Mills (he's ok, not brill, but ok)<P>Brekkie-Jonathan Ross/7am-10am (he IS a funny guy)<P>Morning-early afternoon 10am-2pm-Simon Mayo (I miss the mystery years ok!)<P>Afternoon/2pm-4pm Mark & Lard (They are good. Not in Moyles league, but good none the less)<P>Late afternoon/4-6pm-Moyles and gang. (Go back to two hours. Get rid of crappy newsbeat at 5.45pm aswell. Give him a straight two hours)<P>Evening-Don't care as I don't listen then. Only only thing; GET RID OF PEEL THE BORING ARSE.<P>Weekends-stay as they are. they are very good. Nuff respeck in da area.<p>[This message has been edited by winker (edited 30 April 2001).]
By godlystan
#97737
4-7 scott mills (who cares about jokes at that time?)<br>7-9.30 Robin Banks (he was amazing on beat 106 in glasgow till kiss nicked him)<br>9.30-12 Simon Mayo<br>12-2 Nemone<br>2-4 Chris Evans<br>4-6.30 Moyles<br>6.30-9 Lamaq <br>9-11 Mark and Lard<br>11-1 Some sort of dance thing<br>1-4 Clive Warren
By Guest
#97738
After much consideration this is my list which has been revised<P>4-6:30 Still TREY FARLEY<br>6:30 - 9  It the Scott Mills and Natalie Casey Breakfast Show!!! Wake with that gobby girl off Hollyoaks with the Queen of Radio1<br>9-11:30 Mayo ideally but a progression it must be and I have to agree with the Trash<P>Tim Lovejoy<br>11:30-1:30 Nemone<br>1:30- 3:30 Sara Cox in a funny stuff shocker<br>3:30 - 7 MOYLES<br>7-9 Evening Session with Lamacq and Emma B<br>9-11 Mark and Lard - Return with the music they want to play without losing the comedy items<br>11-1 Peel<br>1-4 Overnight specailist music shows- eg. MAH rock show, Gilles Peterson, Dreem Team, Westwood<P>Sat<P>7-11 Sarah HB + Disco Dave Pearce<br>11-2 Theako<br>2-6 Trev Nelson<br>6-8 Jules<br>8-10 Seb<br>10-1 Dream team<br>1-4 Mix<br>4-7 Annie Nightingale<P><br>So there's my line up - I'd keep the weekly lineup<br>do what you like with the Morning line Up<P>Danny Baker question, How does Saturday mornings on Radio 2 fix you tom?<br><p>[This message has been edited by Jonny Hoare (edited 02 May 2001).]
By Tom_Murphy
#97739
not bad, but stupid for radio 1 coz he'd draw listeners away from dave pearse (according to you). therefore i propose you swap your 7-11 shows on radio1 and radio2, and extend danny's show till 12pm. <P>we can talk about weekdays later.<P> :)

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