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By Sidders
#92594
A few things I've found out working on a hotel bar:

1. I'm the only one on the bar. It's dead for 20 minutes. I leave the bar for 2 minutes to fetch some more glasses and about 30 customers have materialised on my return.

2. It's bank holiday and I'm on double pay. It's the easiest shift I've done in weeks, but also the earliest finish.

3. The bar is rammed. I ring for assistance and as soon as someone arrives the rush ends.

4. It's been a busy evening and I've taken £3000; I cash up and the takings are spot on. Another evening is slow and I take £300; when cashing up I'm about £20 out.

5. I arrive to work early and the bar's in perfect condition. I arrive late and the bar's a complete tip and there's about 200 tasks to complete before the bar's ready to go.

6. If I buy some sandwiches I always manage to get some food when the restaurant finishes. If I forget to buy sandwiches the leftovers are chucked away before I manage to get any.
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By StaticFish
#92599
how interesting
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#92614
sidla now know as woody.
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By MK Chris
#92642
Sidla, make the most of it and chat up the fit women that buy drinks there. If there are any in Leicester.
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By Adam
#92685
leicester - there will be when term starts again. much like any other city with a uni present.
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By MK Chris
#92697
That ain't no good, presumably he'll be back in Sheffield then. Oh, Sidla, just stare at Sheffield breasts instead.
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By Adam
#92698
there's some pretty intelligent breasts coming to sheffield.

sheffield - home of hal and shef uni.
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By Chief Erf
#92842
cool which restairant bar do you work at, will i get served
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By MK Chris
#92855
Not now you've said that I doubt, he'll be looking out for suspicious looking under age drinkers.
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By Adam
#92862
oh look its erfs weekly post on 1 thread
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By Sidders
#92878
Chief Erf wrote:cool which restairant bar do you work at, will i get served

No, and certainly not unless you fancy travelling out to Bosworth.
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By Chief Erf
#92910
wow is it so boring here, tha MY posts stand out.