[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

1. cheese
2. bread
3. milk
4. alcohol
5. chocolate

seriously i need to go shopping unless someone sends me a food parcel?

[This Bitch Bites]

staple diet..... i only agree with 2 things
1)alcohol
2)chocolate

but could send a tiny parcel contaning these

[StaticFish]

I'm glad cheese is in at #1

[kendra k]

you must have awful stool.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

me? its bloody wonderful actually. a nice maroon colour.

[kendra k]

is it bloody?

[StaticFish]

a nice maroon colour.

See a doctor

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its not bloody i aint got piles or nothing. its too much robinsons summer fruits (the new vimto).

[kendra k]

vimto... who's you buddy who's obssesed with that crap- erf?

[Gigglyboots]

I could easily live without 1,4 & 5. If you need cheap food live on bread, pasta and baked beans.

[kendra k]

do that and you'll get scurvy in no time.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i dont like pasta.

vimto... who's you buddy who's obssesed with that crap- erf?

my buddy? dunno what you are talkin about. i want a bathroom buddy. an a gizmo.

[Mcqueen_]

"Put a piece of bread under your top lip while cutting an onion and it will stop you from crying" - BBC2

Yeah, looks stupid aswell.

[Mcqueen_]

That was a magical post that has jumped from the Polls forum, 'What is better: Chalk or Cheese?' about onions.

You muggles prob wont believe that so i will have the Ministry of Magic on my back soon..damn.

[timb]

has Mcqueen taken up Bowls?

[kendra k]

bocce ball

[Mcqueen_]

has Mcqueen taken up Bowls?

Yes. Tis great.

[kendra k]

what, is it different than bocce ball?