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By Uglybob
#90888
In a way to boost this place, ive decided to do a football thread and give my predictions of the coming weeks fixtures so you can laugh as i get them totally wrong. ok here goes

Arsenal 1 - 0 Everton
Cant see a repeat victory for Everton, no Rooney so no out and out matchwinner. I can sense this one being a tight affair with Arsenal getting a lucky penalty despatched by Henry.

Chelsea 2 - 0 Liverpool
Like Mr Pearce said, it doesnt really matter about gelling, if youve good players, youve good players. Strikers will get good delivery and Duff will be a nightmare for the defenders. I forsee a Duff debut goal along with Gudjohnson.

Leeds 0 - 4 Newcastle
I just cant see Leeds surviving this. Old boys Woodgate and Bowyer will be jeered but that will just make them stronger. I see a Shearer double, a cheeky Bowyer goal and a tap in for Bellamy.

Birmingham 1 - 1 Spurs
Birmingham will win in midfield with new signing Dunn but Spurs will score early on only to let it slip away in the second half. Stern John and Robbie Keane on the scoresheet.

Blackburn 1 - 2 Wolves
Wolves arrive back in style with a win but they will have to wait for another 3 points. Yorke to score with second half strikes by Iversen and Rae

Man Utd 2 - 0 Bolton
Always a hard team to beat Bolton with Ruud scoring early but will have to wait until the last quarter to finally seal victory from a goal by Giggs.

Fulham 2 - 2 Middlesborough
Boro were hopeless away from home last season but then again Fulham have made no key signings and Sean Davis wants to go. This will be a game littered with schoolboy errors and mistakes. Even though theres 4 goals, it wont be exciting. Fulham will get an Ehigou OG and a Saha while Boro will reply with Greening and Christie.

Charlton 0 - 0 Man City
Dour dull game with few chances and a sub appearance by di canio hitting the closest shot

Portsmouth 3 - 1 Villa
Good old Pompey will beat dull Villa. I sense a good day all round for the premiership newcomers with goals by Sheringham, Stone and Berger free kick with a last minute consolation from

Leic
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#90896
Arsenal 1 - 1 Everton - you gotta have hope.

Chelsea 1 - 2 Liverpool - which good players?? i think liverpool will give em a drubbing

Leeds 1 - 3 Newcastle - dark horses for the title newcastle. viana to be a star this season.

Birmingham 3 - 0 Spurs - i just cant see spurs doing anything this year

Blackburn 1 - 1 Wolves - i'd love to see wolves beat the blackburn tw*ts but all i can hope is a point

Man Utd 0 - 1 Bolton - after bolton beat them at old trafford for the second time last year they brought out a video "lightening does strike twice" for the sake of the power in new york lets hope its true eh? three times.

Fulham 0 - 0 Middlesborough - the two most boring teams in the prem? yes.

Charlton 0 - 2 Man City - city are good this season. will charltons bubble finally burst pleeeeeeeeeassssseeeee

Portsmouth 1 - 2 Villa - villa will be good this season. allbacks decent.

Leicester 0 - 1 Southampton - kevin phillips for £3.5 million - bargain
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By Uglybob
#90915
Portsmouth 3 - 1 Villa
Good old Pompey will beat dull Villa. I sense a good day all round for the premiership newcomers with goals by Sheringham, Stone and Berger free kick with a last minute consolation from

i was nearly right
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#90939
Uglybob wrote:Blackburn 1 - 2 Wolves
Wolves arrive back in style with a win but they will have to wait for another 3 points. Yorke to score with second half strikes by Iversen and Rae


haha you know some people say uglybob doesnt have a sense of humour... also "back in style"? when were they ever here to get back?


were good at this prediction lark eh bob?
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By Uglybob
#90959
well im right in 2 points. iversen scored and they will have to wait a long time for 3 points
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#90963
yeah maybe all season but look on the bright side.... paul ince might cry.
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By Uglybob
#91017
Leeds to get Jermaine Pennant on loan for 2 months, do they think Viduka is going.

Worst player of first matches
Bruno Cheyrou or Alpay
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#91028
pennant aint a striker hes midfield. good though. as for worst player i'd like to throw li tie an alan stubbs in there...
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By Gigglyboots
#91034
No Viduka's my main man, he's getting me my damn points. Is a move likely?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#91039
well there is 13 days left..... i dont think he'll leave hes not that good.
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By Adam
#91079
uglybob - have you thought about going down to the bookies?
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By Sidders
#91105
Why didn't you predict the Leicester Southampton game?
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By kendra k
#91133
why would it matter?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#91136
southampton are a good side that was a decent result for leicester. cant see them lasting though.
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By Sidders
#91137
It mattered to me, and so did the 2 points we were cheated of.
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By Uglybob
#91190
cos my computer froze and i pressed submit before it completely buggered up.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#91197
bet you were gonna say 2-2 as well? with the dodgiest penalty ever given.
By MC
#91572
anyone watch England tonight?

crap at the back, again
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By kendra k
#91574
well what would you expect. wales could beat england.
By MC
#91575
kendra k wrote:well what would you expect. wales could beat england.


i wouldn't go that far kendra
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By kendra k
#91580
mc, i would. england has lost all energy.

you seem too m.o.r. for the likes of me.
By MC
#91582
what does m.o.r stand for?

(I'm still quite new)
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By kendra k
#91586
are you quite new to english as well?

m.o.r.- middle of the road.
By MC
#91590
is that a polite way of saying i'm dull kendra?

(please don't insult me :cry: :cry: :cry: )
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By kendra k
#91593
i don't mean to insult you, but your liberal use of emoticons and simple style of prose is a little grating.