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Do you believe in creationism or evolution?

Creationism -- God made us, like in the Bible.
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12%
Evolution -- I'm a monkey man.
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58%
I know, but I'm not saying.
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15%
Im a bit thick and dont understand.
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15%
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By Adam
#89403
Does not clicking the first one - suggest you dont believe in god?
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By Nablo.
#89405
Ow lets hope this doesn't turn into the new Jesus thread.
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By Adam
#89409
i was hoping someone would say that. :)

it was mostly eddie.
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By Spoon
#89411
What if you believe God gave us the ability to evolve a-la Simpsons when Lisa creates a civilisation in a petri dish. Which option do you tick then?
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By Sidders
#89415
Ad wrote:Does not clicking the first one - suggest you dont believe in god?

Of course not.

Why has this debate been restarted? It bored everyone to tears last time.
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By Scottie
#89418
8O its the second coming!!!!!!!!!
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By Dickie
#89419
Being politically correct, option 2. Should be...

....I'm a monkey man/woman.
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By kendra k
#89427
let's whip out our bibles! i've amassed a collection from tour.

i don't think god and evolution are mutually exlcusive.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#89516
im with kendra i believe in god and also evolution. i dont believe in jesus though.... (dont believe in jah... dont believe in the wars we fight just to prove how real we are.... bonus point for the song uglybob?)
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By coct
#89527
god forgot to make birds.
By This Bitch Bites
#90018
'What came frist the chicken or the egg?'.....

Personally i would have to say the chicken...... as following the evolution theory chickens are kinda disendants of certain dinasours!
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By Nablo.
#90031
So some Dinosaur evolved straight into a chicken bypassing the whole birth process.
By This Bitch Bites
#90038
dont be soo pedantic..... u know what i mean!
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By Morals
#90061
Dinosaurs were hatched from eggs, so unless Chickens came before Dinosaurs (the ones they serve up in KFC on a Friday night not withstanding) I'd say the egg came first.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#90070
the chicken came first. fact.
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By Spoon
#90112
Morals wrote:Dinosaurs were hatched from eggs, so unless Chickens came before Dinosaurs (the ones they serve up in KFC on a Friday night not withstanding) I'd say the egg came first.

Yeah there used to be herds of eggs rolling around the earth quite happily.
Then someone built a wall and they started falling off and couldn't be put back together again. The one's that survued, did so by becoming dinos and dhickens. Simple survival of the too bored to continue typing this post.
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By Nablo.
#90116
This Bitch Bites wrote:dont be soo pedantic..... u know what i mean!


Don't be so stupid then and actually think about what you are saying, and I wouldn't of been able to pick up on the whole egg missing thing.
By This Bitch Bites
#90141
Ok got ur point....... but there needed to be at least 1 dinasour to lay the egg in the first place!
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By ~JACQUI~
#117991
evolution, but i think the bit thick one was aimed at me!
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By Adam
#117993
please dont back threads from the dead.
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By ~JACQUI~
#117994
it was only a little bit further down the page!
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By Adam
#117995
Hadn't you better start revising for your retakes instead of bring dull threads back. . ?
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By ~JACQUI~
#117996
piss off, I'm gonna do that at home!
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By Spoon
#118001
Ad wrote:Hadn't you better start revising for your retakes instead of bring dull threads back. . ?

Baby_Bear wrote:2 English papers and a coursework= 3 D's
2 ICT papers and a coursework= 2 U's and a D
3 History papers= an E, a U and a C


Well, it does look like Bear needs to study more history.
What a f**ked up subject that'd be. History of the Chris Moyles message board.
At least the summary would be easy -> "Basically, everyone takes the piss out of everyone else with the odd combination of bad jokes".