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So what you think

Its True
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23%
Complete bollocks
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38%
could be, dunno
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38%
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By Uglybob
#88279
No cheating - no looking up google if its true or false


A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she
licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a
sponge. That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope.
a week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue.
She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue
was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue
started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore,
that she could not eat.
she went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done.
The doctor, took an x-ray of her tongue, and noticed a lump. He
prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue
open, a live roach crawled out.
There was roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was
able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It
was warm and moist...
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By Morals
#88280
Probably an urban legend, although apparently it's true the roaches do like the glue on envelopes
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By Nablo.
#88281
A little worrying if true
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#88286
i hope its true an i nhope the roach now sees her as its mum.
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By ASG
#88368
It's not completely unheard of for that sort of thing to happen, I know someone who slept with a female tarantula and her babies/eggs (not sure) in her bed for ages without knowing! It also happened in Alien!
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By Uglybob
#88370
ill tell you the answer in mondays review
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By Uglybob
#89052
oops i forgot, this story is



complete bollocks