[Uglybob]

New research suggests frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate cancer in later life.

The Australian study questioned more than 2000 men about their past sexual habits as part of a prostate cancer study.

It indicated men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer

[Bridgie]

5 times a week... amature

[Uglybob]

you didnt read it right

"more than 5 times"

could be 27

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

5 times a week is easy peasy. next time anyone says to me i do nothing to stay healthy....

[MK Chris]

New research suggests frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate cancer in later life.

If that were true prostate cancer woiuld be virtually extinct. Blokes who say they don't wank are liars.

[Spoon]

It's great, now you can say you're going down to the gym, and go to a strip club instead, all under the reasoning it's good for you....
Fantastic!!

[Bridgie]

New research suggests frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate cancer in later life.

If that were true prostate cancer woiuld be virtually extinct. Blokes who say they don't wank are liars.

so to conclude from the survey - people who lie are more likely to suffer from prostate cancer later in life!

[Adam]

wanking - great fun. kills sometime but like sex - you have to sleep afterwards.

[Uglybob]

do people wank at strip clubs then?

[MK Chris]

New research suggests frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate cancer in later life.

If that were true prostate cancer woiuld be virtually extinct. Blokes who say they don't wank are liars.

so to conclude from the survey - people who lie are more likely to suffer from prostate cancer later in life!

That'd be it. I'd rather go blind than get prostate cancer.

BBC report emailed to me

[ASG]

Not good news for Nab then!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

see big brother could increase the risk of prostate cancer. next year - mens wanking room.

[ASG]

But they only get to go in after they've won a challenge!

[Adam]

i bet they knock one out anyway - ray for example - made the newspapers. thats bound to be in the dvd thats coming out soon.

[Spoon]

do people wank at strip clubs then?

More like getting inspiration from the strip clubs.

Kinda like fat guys buying exercise videos featuring any fit female celeb.

[Adam]

do people wank at strip clubs then?

no it happens later.

[Uglybob]

there should be a little pot to wank into and then they scrape it up and send it to the sperm bank.

[MK Chris]

F*ck having the job of scraping it up though.

[Nablo.]

Some people in need of a Job might, or if it was well paid.

[Uglybob]

or Jeremy Spake might travel for his worst jobs uncut

[Morals]

[quote=Randall]D'you know how much the average jizz-mopper makes?[/randall]

[Morals]

Damn not being able to edit..... Ah, you get the idea anyway

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

what woman would go to a sperm bank an go "oh doctor, lawyer, writer..... no i'll take the * scraped off the strip club floor"