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By Uglybob
#87762
from reading it, i clicked on someones profile on yahoo and got this

1st tingz 1st, i dnt lyke ppl (YATTZ/BRES/HE~SHES) tryna tek me 4 a cheef, bcoz gyal dem lyke maself r very respekted ppl getme, so fink (use dat brain god blessed u wit) and address me wit sum decency.
But udda den dat imma OVERLY safe person, e~z 2 get along wid, and MOST importantly, gyal dem lyke me kno how 2 catch n buss joke, (by da way i woz wunna dem fortunate hedz who was blessed widda bootiful smile~DNT H8)
i wud juss lyke 2 add, i aynt wunna dem big~hedded gyalleez, dat be tinkin dey 2 nang 4 da streets of London, im wunna dem gyalleez dat dnt try be suttin dat i aynt, i repp ma manna getme
hmmm wat else 2 say???....
*imma lite skin kriss ting, i h8 hoes dere da wunz imma rinsin, im so hot da man dem be meltin, ma flowz so raw i shud be lokked up in Feltham!* ~ and yes alla dat iz TRUE



(Come on now, is that not a reason to hate text messaging or what. Text messaging is fine on a phone, not when you have all the space in the world to type.)
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By Nablo.
#87766
lol is this even english? Thats taking it to the extreme isn't it, as you said could of typed it out normally.
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By Uglybob
#87768
lyke - like
maself - myself
hedded - headed

where is the time saving aspect there?
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#87772
yeah but spelling is for losers. 3 marks in an exam.... pah.
By Dopey
#87783
pah whats 33% of your grade hey?
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By Gigglyboots
#87873
She should follow her own advice, and use her brain that god blessed her with and put it to good grammar use.