Off-topic chat. May contain offensive language or images.
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By kendra k
#86953
sand doesn't dissolve in water or other liquids like sugar...
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#87002
i wonder if they can make donuts specific to your penis size. could play bedroom hoopla.
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By kendra k
#87007
i don't like to mix food and fun... gross.
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By Uglybob
#87077
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:i wonder if they can make donuts specific to your penis size. could play bedroom hoopla.


it would depend if you had an erection or not though. if it was soft it would just fall off.
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By kendra k
#87079
you could try to gouge it into a doughnut hole.
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By MK Chris
#87080
Uglybob wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:i wonder if they can make donuts specific to your penis size. could play bedroom hoopla.


it would depend if you had an erection or not though. if it was soft it would just fall off.

that would be no probelm for me at the moment. I wish they would make an opposite to viagra.
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By kendra k
#87082
oh my god! topher! i think this crosses the line of too much information.

and now you made the other boys jealous.
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By MK Chris
#87084
Sorry, maybe shouldn't have put that.
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By kendra k
#87085
it's okay really. i got a good chuckle.
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By Uglybob
#87087
no im proud that mine isnt hard.
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By kendra k
#87090
is it ever hard?
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By MK Chris
#87096
It's embarassing on the bus (ok I'll stop now.)
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By Nablo.
#87100
Is that what getting your own place does to you then?
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By Uglybob
#87102
kendra k wrote:is it ever hard?


rarely
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By kendra k
#87103
poor bob too.
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By MK Chris
#87110
Nablo. wrote:Is that what getting your own place does to you then?

Don't have to be so quiet in bed anyway...
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By Morals
#87112
You mean you can wank in peace?
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By MK Chris
#87113
That'd be it. WIP.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#87135
why would you want to be hard all the time? thats just unneccesary an uncomfortable. i for one like to sleep on my front an i'd burn my arse on the light....
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By kendra k
#87137
you can't lay on those things? thank god i don't have such emberassing things.
oh loz, i'm on the rag.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#87144
someone could make a fortune making mattresses with penis holes in them. wet dreams forever.
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By MK Chris
#87145
Gap in the market, I think you should try.
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By kendra k
#87147
there's the hole in gaspode's pie.
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By MK Chris
#87150
By the way, that pie is manky and there's no mash with it. Get it right Gaspode.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#87306
you dont have mash with it you big southern ponce. gravy is acceptable, mushy peas maybe, tomato sauce (heinz) certainly.