[Uglybob]

see, ill tell you, see with English girls, its a novelty, they like the accent

but to NI girls theres 750,000 fellas to choose from with a NI accent so im fcuked. plus im me.

EDIT: plus were meandering, this is an Ask Aled thread, not a How Bloody Sad Is Uglybob thread so ill shut up

[Adam]

as the ford adverts would say. "get out more"

[Stevo_trash]

here's a hardcore question.

When mr moyles (please give me a job) mocks you as being a 'famous personality' is it in relation to this board?

Secondly, do you know of anyone who works in the bbc who is 5'20, has brown hair, hazel eyes who i could possibly kill in order to take their job? It appears that unless i'm willing to to take intimate objects up the rectum or win the fudging noble peace prize there is no way that the bbc will shortlist me for an interview. Any creative suggestions to tackle this problem?

[Aled]

here's a hardcore question.

When mr moyles (please give me a job) mocks you as being a 'famous personality' is it in relation to this board?

'Fraid not. He knows that I'm open to doing TV stuff with BB and FA and I'm the "London Showbiz Correspondant" - in a Celeb Heat Spotted stylee - on Welsh BBC Radio so he jokes with me that I'm a wannabee. Which of course isn't true.

[Aled]

It appears that unless i'm willing to to take intimate objects up the rectum or win the fudging noble peace prize there is no way that the bbc will shortlist me for an interview. Any creative suggestions to tackle this problem?

Surely you would not suggest that those already employed by the BBC are only here because they were willing to take "intimate objects up the rectum"?



I'm thinking the things you may say on the application forms - perhaps things like this - may be the reason why you don't get the interviews!

[Aled]

Any creative suggestions to tackle this problem?

My personal tip is to work out what it is the employer wants from the application form and make sure you've covered it.

For example, runner. Make sure your application form/CV shows that you're dedicated, hard working, not too ambitious (not using the job to get somewhere else), bright and a good team player.

You could highlight work experience you've done. Free work with local TV/Radio, details of any part time job and let them know you'd love to work with/for them because that's REALLY what you want to do.

Does that make sense? The only job this doesn't apply to is presenter. That's another ball game. I'm not one, so I may not be the most qualified to help with that one.

[silvergull]

does cris ever watch socceram on staurday morning? i am wondering because they are always taking the piss out of him, and i think it would be good for him to go on it. It is usauly one gag-a-week by a character called "the cernal"

[Adam]

soccer am is rubbish... kids football... CHris is a football fan....

[Stevo_trash]

My addiction for liquid lunches rules out a presenting job.

Surely you would not suggest that those already employed by the BBC are only here because they were willing to take "intimate objects up the rectum"?

I'm thinking the things you may say on the application forms - perhaps things like this - may be the reason why you don't get the interviews!

Obviously i don't put comments like that on application forms! You can't deny however that some media employees get employment through a 'friends network' and sexual bribery. The reason I'm annoyed is because I have no friends and have never been offered sexual favours!

Thanks for the advice, i shall try bulls*ting even further on my application forms and try to convince employers that i'm dedicated and hard working! The truth might be revealed if i get to he interview stage however.

Here are two more questions,
In my employment history, do you think i should include the 2 year spell i spent whilst at uni being a cleaner?

Secondly, if i've got some ideas for tv programmes, should i send these to an independant film company or directly to a tv corporation like the BBC (my parents suggestion is to keep my ideas to myself and get a proper job)

[Lew]

does cris ever watch socceram on staurday morning? i am wondering because they are always taking the *beep* out of him, and i think it would be good for him to go on it. It is usauly one gag-a-week by a character called "the cernal"

sadly though silver gull that could be said about a lot of programmes

the other night on buzzcocks lamarr said ''shag is the 11th most offensive word you can say on the radio, number 1 being of course 'welcome to the chris moyles show with me chris moyles'''

[Sidders]

the other night on buzzcocks lamarr said ''shag is the 11th most offensive word you can say on the radio, number 1 being of course 'welcome to the chris moyles show with me chris moyles'''

I can't stand Mark Lamarr though, I think he's an arrogant tosser.

[Adam]

aled-

또 하나 언어를 학습하고는가 이제까지 welsh과 영어에서 따로 따로의

[Aled]

aled-

또 하나 언어를 학습하고는가 이제까지 welsh과 영어에서 따로 따로의

No

[Chris]

Korean eh?

[Adam]

Korean eh?

that is correct master harris.

looks like your upgrade lets weird characters on to the board.

the other week, it wouldn't allow japenese. instead opting for a random gathering of numbers and letters

#27272h #28erfd8 #3dfs9df etc etc

[Stevo_trash]

bonjourno, pas anwhois seen de Kato. Oui fool.

[Minnie the Minx]

aled-

또 하나 언어를 학습하고는가 이제까지 welsh과 영어에서 따로 따로의

All I see is squares. Does anyone else just see squares?

Aled do you feel like a Welsh ambassador?

[Sam]

I was a-thinking that, just squares for me aswell

[Adam]

i've got all fonts. i can seem perfectly

[Uglybob]

does that mean we have to give him a triangular 3-d tower of Ferrero Roche every time he enters the room.

[Lew]

we wouldnt want to spoil him fool!!!!

aled jones, i have a question

the 'walking in the air' on the snowman was not sung by you but you released the song and subsequently got all the credit for it. how do you feel about this?

[Sam]

at minimax!

Aled, are you going to Dave and Emma's wedding in August? Or is it just going to be a quiet thing and they've not invited you? Are you upset about that? Not even a little bit, after all you did for him? Oh, and has it been purposely arranged for August so it didn't clash with any football? For shame.

[Minnie the Minx]

When did they say that it was August?

Aled if you do go to the wedding will you be the first to cry?

[Johnny London]

Aled do you get alot of nasty calls on air slagging off you & the rest of the members on the show

[Stevo_trash]

Congrats, you are the first person called 'johnny' who isn't over the top.