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By kendra k
#5004
yeah, that way no whackos might pop up on my door step expecting to kip on my floor for a week, and then trashing my house and my year... or i can't do that to you....
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By Chris
#5005
Have you given up English and discovered your own language?

You're not making much sense today ..
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By kendra k
#5006
you wouldn't be making much sense either if a)you've been up since 4:30am working on an essay, b)you've only 3 hours of sleep, c)there is no coffee in your house, d)your house had 5 pounds of cream cheese yet not one bagel. i'm running on fumes.
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By Chris
#5008
Melt the cream-cheese into a cup with your local equivalent of some pro-plus.

Should do the same job as food and coffee in one convenient mug.
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By gregs
#5012
genius!!!

gregs
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By kendra k
#5025
that sounds really disgusting honestly. truth be told, i broke out a bottle of lucozade i've been saving for an important occasion, and drank the whole thing. 1 litre! and then i had some tortilla chips and went to work. yeah.
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By Jonny Hoare
#5137
whoa you know how to party, don't yaaa.

bet ya do it for the rush.....
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By Matt
#5155
Let's have a whip round for kendra.

Or we could just whip kendra... :roll:
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By kendra k
#5236
whip me what? nah... not you lot...

let's just say it is 0208, and i'm listening to radio4, and i'm drinking lucozade and popping luzozade energy tablettes. this essay is almost done... ho!

lookout world, here comes tomorrow.