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By Yudster
#498122
What do you want to do for them?
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By The Deadly
#498124
I'd like to eventually join the Military Police. I have to join as a regular soldier to begin with which isn't ideal but so be it. I'm open to a lot of career paths in the army but I'm slightly hindered due to my age. I'll just go with whatever the careers officer advises should the application be successful.
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By The Deadly
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Thanks for your messages of luck. I fear I may have left it too late to join up but it's worth a go. My redundancy has made me think about how I've wasted the last 10 years of my life earning a good wage in a crappy company and industry. Should have applied years ago for the army.
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By Yudster
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All the best to you, I really hope it works out well.
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By Topher
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Good luck Deadly. With the career and with telling your Army superiors that you're 100% correct...
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By Yudster
#498140
Yep, that's going to go down well.
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By Yudster
#498270
You are - Baby Yudster would never still be in bed at 9:45 on a Sunday morning!
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By Bruvva
#498274
David Warner's brother taking Australia's ashes tour well..

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David Warner, for those that don't know, was the Aussie cricketer sent home for punching Joe Root in a bar in Birmingham.
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By Yudster
#498275
What's an "escape goat"? Is that what they were arguing about, did Joe Root lose David Warner's goat or something?
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By Bruvva
#498284
Yudster wrote:What's an "escape goat"? Is that what they were arguing about, did Joe Root lose David Warner's goat or something?


Well, quite. The whole thing is littered with mistakes and "escape goat" is my favourite malapropism ever (does it count as a malapropism?).

The tweet itself was deleted, as was the one from the official Australian cricket board that was somewhat critical of Bell not being given out yesterday.

I am quite enjoying sitting on my balcony listening to the cricket at the moment.
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By Bruvva
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This rather superb local news story from my neck of the woods has made me chortle.

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10561888.Aggressive_snake_slithers_down_chimney_and_attacks_police_in_Abbey_Wood_home/
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