[The Deadly]

This will mean nothing to non football fans but my football team really piss me off sometimes. When you go to a Reading game you get what they call Royalty points. The more points you have the easier it is to get tickets for big games. The points are normally higher if you go to a less appealing game like for example the Sunderland game tomorrow I'll get 10 points but against Liverpool I'd get 5. What has annoyed me is the away fixture against Everton in March that I'm going to will only give me 5 points. How can it be that a home fixture gives you more points than a long trip away? * stupid.

[Boboff]

Well I'd rather travel to see Everton, than stay home and watch Reading!

Makes sense to me!

What do points make?

[The Deadly]

Points make not a lot.

[a-moron]

What do points make?

Needles not just a cylindrical shard of metal?

[bmstinton93]

What do points make?

Prizes.

[Boboff]

What do points make?

Prizes.

Correct.

Or a hedgehog unattractive as a pillow.

[bmstinton93]

Advance train tickets. I wanted to change the time that I'm going to Cardiff in a few weeks to leave a couple of hours earlier. Not only would I have to pay a £10 fee I would also have to pay the full price for the new tickets. How the heck does that work? As I was told by the ticket woman it would be cheaper to just forget about the tickets and buy new ones from scratch.

[a-moron]

Well Scratch is the man in the know.

[The Deadly]

Flu + watching an interview with war criminal Tony Blair = Bad times

[JayE]

Today I have a really bad headache and I think I have a cold coming on too.

[Nicola_Red]

Mr Red is so stressed and upset about work at the moment. It's made me stressed too cos I'm so worried about him.

[DevilsDuck]

Flu + watching an interview with war criminal Tony Blair = Bad times

I didnt know you knew Tony...how is he?

[The Deadly]

Flu + watching an interview with war criminal Tony Blair = Bad times

I didnt know you knew Tony...how is he?

He is still as yellow as the day he left office.

[MK Chris]

You know the Tories supported going into Iraq, right?

[The Deadly]

Only because of the intelligence provided by Tony Blair and his government. They made their lie very believeable and had half of what they had said been true then you'd be a fool not to support them. Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction and had no capability of firing a missile that would reach London in 45 minutes. We along with America invaded a country without proper permission from the UN and enforced regime change which is illegal. Tony Blair and George Bush are technically war criminals if you take the meaning literally.

[MK Chris]

Belief in something without evidence can be a very foolish thing. Many people were dead against it from the start.

[The Deadly]

If you are an opposition government it's very hard to go against that sort of evidence. You'd look very silly. Well done to the Lib Dems though, they were brave and ended up baking the right call.

[Yudster]

As opposed to the Green Party who ended up baking some brownies with cannabis in them.

[The Deadly]

Not sure anyone takes the Green Party seriously. With the rise of UKIP I think they will be pretty irrelevant at the next election.

[Yudster]

I wasn't taking them seriously. I was laughing at your typo.

[The Deadly]

Ah shit..... That really takes the cake.

[dimtimjim]

I wasn't taking them seriously. I was laughing at your typo.

Roll On Floor Laughing (see Nic, no txt spk). I spotted that too, but your wording was better than mine, velly fanny, well done.

[R94N]

Got some new pedals for my bike that my shoes clip into, except I couldn't get my right foot out at a junction and ended up keeling over...

[Misfit]

SPD's? awful

[R94N]

Yes