[Nablo.]

God you want to be it that bad, you tell us twice!

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

aaaaaaaaaw why am i a lesbian? can't chris moyles make his acting debut in this new sitcom so i can be his girlfriend?

[Jonny Hoare]

jus thought it would be interseting that's all
i'm lesbian too poppy

[Uglybob]

stop recycling jokes, thats Bradley Walshs job.

[gem]

I'm going to step away ever so carefully from the Lesbian plotline and just lay down the law about my acting debut.


I'll sign up as the emotionally insecure, quirky character who has all the best one liners in the show and hence becomes the most popular character.

I will then demand increasing millions as the show begs to sign me up for another three seasons.
However due to the characters sudden downward drug induced spiral (courtesy of dealer next-door Everlast- come on we know the truth) I seek councelling from radio shrink Hoare and his sardonic younger brother Trash (who has secret crush on Kendrak, who's life revolves around coffee shops and six weirdo friends Poppy, Charmaine and Loz and their slightly thicker counterparts, Gaspode, Dr and Uglybob).

The Hoare will then advize my character to stowaway on a spaceship where I meet up with dysfunctional robot Benjo with his obsession with suction on hoovers and novelty comdom head, Ad Lynch an idiot with immaculate dresss sense and Chris Harris as a pathetic cowardly wannabe officer and.

After incredibly hilarious storylines which sadly go down the drain after the season seven the producers plot to kill my character by sending me back down to earth to live with my mother (Gordon the cromag) and idiot of a husband who keeps saying "Oh Betty"(Ben-Jammin). After more incredibly hilarious situations involving no doubt a beret, my character wanders outside an slips on BlackIce (no innuendo intended).


I retire to an island in the Bahamas and in the distant future someone makes a program about me in the 'Heroes of comedy' series.

I'm running out. So I'll think I'll stop now. Sorry I couldnt fit you all in, but I got bored.

[Everlast]

I was gonna reply

[Everlast]

...........but i wa higheeeeeeeey

[Uglybob]

sounds like friends meets third rock from the sun. god that third rock is so unfunny. like the american comparison to red dwarf, another show not welcome to the word comedy.

give me Father Ted anyday.

[Jonny Hoare]

Me and trash as Frasier and niles- couldn't be closer if you tried....

[Guest]

so.........gem, you dont want to be a lesbian, well i dont know if there will be any rom for you at this sitcom but thanks anyway

[gem]

What? dammit! Can I sue for any kind of discrimination here?
Alright pal I don't know who you are but I'm out to get you.


You're all just scared of my supreme acting skills...AHAHAHAHAHA!...ahem.

I I knew who Anonymous was this post would have been funnier.

No really.

[Uglybob]

£50 it is stevotrash down in an internet cafe down in da london who cant remember his password.

[gem]

Thats funny, I was thinking on the same lines, either him or Benjo.

Poor sod hasn't got his mention yet. Anyone want to take bets on whether he does or not? And if he does will he be metioned by name or as 'poor sad loser'. Considering it's already wednesday, I'm guessing the chances are pretty slim!


Nuts eh?

[Jonny Hoare]

stevo- don't think so........
he's pissing it up in london

[Lawrie]

A FRIENDLY PARTY

a group of middle class friends gather at the home of tom (uglybob) its the first time the group of friends have been together in 5 years all together, unexpectedly Toms ex-wife lisa (Magenta) arives 5 minutes before everyone is expected she claims she has come to sort out some home truths about the group....the doorbell rings the first 4 friends arrive katy(girl from mars) neil (stevo) lesley (gem) and martin (everlast). They enter the room to see lisa sat on the sofa in toms living room Martin asks tom if its ok if he can go as he has some unexpected business to see to, when lisa demands he stays as he is the main reason why she is there. Tom locks the door as he wants to find out what she is on about. The tension in the room is shocking. Lisa claims that the night before her wedding to Tom that martin gave her a "special" present , tom rushes over and attempts to hit martin but lesley and katy and neil split them up. Lisa is happy as the first part of her plan has worked, a knock at the door tom goes to open it and at the door is Jacob (Mr Hoare) a upperclass toff, lisa suddenly blushes and demands he leaves to tom but tom wants to know why lisa is wanting jacob to leave. Toms son..isnt his son..it is really jacobs and lisa has kept this away from tom. their is tension in the room then katy admits......that the night that toms son was born she celebrated with tom in the local pub...she admits she was so drunk she had to stay at toms for the night..excpet she connfessed she worshipped tom and they had sex together.....she had her daughter 9 months later........Katy leaves the house....followed by neil and lesley and martin ...jacob desides its about time he leaves ....leaving just tom and lisa at the house..they argue about where there marrige went wrong and who is the worst person...when some stones hits the living room window..tom goes over and opens the window..when...BANG!!!....toms body collapses to the floor..lisa rushes over to her ex husbands body....she looks as she is covered in blood...and rushes out of the room......

who did shoot tom?
what did lisa do next?
Was this done by lisa?

TO BE CONTINUED.......

[Everlast]

Thats Good DrLoz

[kendra k]

it sounds tawdry and fun... i just need to know, how long did it take you to come up with that?

i think there should be a moyles world version of alf, only if i can be mr schumway....

[Uglybob]

talking of sitcoms, ant and dec want to revive the 60's show The Likely Lads. As you know it was set in Newcastle with James Bolam and the other fella.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ohhhhhhh please let it be the dog that did it........

Gaspode the "vicious killer" wonder dog.

[Jonny Hoare]

Dangerous dogs act
does that include Lisa Riley?

Life in the comedy hard shoulder.......

[Everlast]

Oh yeah BTW this is a plea to any sitcom writers..............................don't make me a * drug dealer.

My lawyers have already been through this thread and i will sue DrLoz and Gem for libel.

I will also sue The_dr for libel because i believe that man has never been to a medical school. I wont sue Uglybob or Jonny becuase Bobs ugly and Jonnys a Hoare.

[Jonny Hoare]

The 'last- Moylesworld's new king of comedy
Truly a talent to behold....

[gem]

Don't even think about sueing me Everlast, I have...connections....

Expect a visit any day now from three strangers in heavy overcoats, who speak in soft sinister accents and will feng shui your house.

You have been warned.

[Lawrie]

" A friendly party: part 2"

..She ran..the wind and the rain blew in her face she had to get rid off the evidance as they will instantly know it was her......she quickly got in her car and drove away the pain from what had just happened was ravaging her mind to the extent where all she could think about was what she had just done...she must do something get away..but how? move country? change her name? anything but she knew the police would find out and she would be the guilty one...it was now or never.................

Toms body lied on the floor he moaned in agony he looked around after lieing there the wound was on his thigh, blood was everywhere and his pale brown carpet was now a dirty red colour the last thing he remebers was arguing with lisa, he couldnt remeber anything about being shot

he noticed lisas bag on the floor was she there where was she? was she behind this? something strange was happeneing. He attemtped to pulls his weak body off the blood soaked carpet and he managed to collpase near his phone and managed to make a call for an ambulance....he collpased after making the call

she spoke into the phone....." i did it! his body was fell!..so what do i get?..what? what do you mean nothing..ill make you pay..ill do what i just did to him to you......"

he pushed his phone into his pocket...he knew now his plan at revenge had failed as he hadnt died..but know his life was in danger...

who was on the phone call?
who is the woman?

find out in the last part of a friendly party


Kendra this is very very loosely based on "Dangerous corner" by J.B priestley but otherwise all my story that i have

[Everlast]

The 'last- Moylesworld's new king of comedy
Truly a talent to behold....

I know