[ess]

The show could all be over in a few days.

Aled and the blonde won from the sats are presenting tonight. Capital recruiters are on standby with a contract for londons biggest breakfast radio show if it works. The sats are old and dried up, despite putting it around everywhere last single didnt get no 1 and fell quicker than connie huq's knickers.

Dave is moments away from getting the main slot on 5live filled.

Tina is close to securing her OBE like her mentor june sapong and can retire very wealthy with her own range of "Tina D OBE" products. The factory in china is already shipping the TIna D OBE pencil sharpeners.

Dom is stuck where he is.

It could unwravvel very quickly.

[The Deadly]

Ok....

[slaphead1982]

Some posts are annouying, some posts are funny. This post is just plain weird.

[Jimmy_Lemon]

This thread needs a spell cheeker!

[nade]

Um, ok sure. Had to check the time on the post if it was a drunken sat night post.... then again maybe you're still drinking.

[Travis Bickle]

ess sat in his bedroom for hours putting that post together. He likes to think of himself as a bit of a comedian.

[McGuinness-89]

So does Russell Kane, the difference is ess made me smile.

[a-moron]

This thread needs a spell cheeker!

Haha, liked that. Liked that alot.

Re: ess in general, he sure does put a fair bit of effort into his posts and appreciate it, off kilter madness. Keep 'em coming ess.
The ones who replied unsure of what the * was going, check out his previous, kill 5 minutes and should generate a grin or 2.
'The full fist' still lingers to this day. Sublime.

[SAV1OUR]

The show could all be over in a few days.

Aled and the blonde won from the sats are presenting tonight. Capital recruiters are on standby with a contract for londons biggest breakfast radio show if it works. The sats are old and dried up, despite putting it around everywhere last single didnt get no 1 and fell quicker than connie huq's knickers.

Dave is moments away from getting the main slot on 5live filled.

Tina is close to securing her OBE like her mentor june sapong and can retire very wealthy with her own range of "Tina D OBE" products. The factory in china is already shipping the TIna D OBE pencil sharpeners.

Dom is stuck where he is.

It could unwravvel very quickly.

Don't. Ever. Change.

[bmstinton93]

This is possibly my favourite post ever.

[Yudster]

Ess is my hero.

[chrysostom]

When this popped up yesterday, I skimmed through the first sentence and dismissed it. Now that I've read it properly, I'm very amused.

[R94N]

The show is buggered. Put that domain up for sale Chris!

[Nicola_Red]

The show could all be over in a few days.

OH MY GOD. I've just re-read this thread.

You guys, Ess was right.

[Emmy]

Wow yeah! This is a bit like when Dave's (second) divorce and Chris' split from Sophie were both 'predicted' just before they happened/we became aware that they had happened.

[Nicola_Red]

If Tina really does release a range of pencil sharpeners, we'll know we've got either a show insider or a psychic in our midst!

[wireman2004]

can someone dumb this down for me. Is it a joke i dont get. Seriously guys.

[Yudster]

The show could all be over in a few days.

OH MY GOD. I've just re-read this thread.

You guys, Ess was right.

Ha, has that penny only just dropped?! There's a fair bit of evidence that we have always had at least one insider on the boards, whether its one person with several accounts or more than one person I have no idea, but there have been too many of these little coincidences to be - well, coincidences.

[Nicola_Red]

Ess has no other accounts with the same IP address, let's look at it that way. Are you saying you thought he/she was an insider all along...?

[Yudster]

Not necessarily Ess, no - but there is certainly a precedent for a comment being made on the board - usually by someone who doesn't post an awful lot, but who is basically known - and for reality to quickly reflect the supposed speculation. So no, when Ess made that post I didn't think "ooh this is someone who knows what they are talking about", but given what has happened, I believe that s/he is certainly someone with inside knowledge. And s/he is either not the only one, or Ess is one of several names.

[The Deadly]

I own up. I am Roy Walker.

[R94N]

Crazy.