[Chief Erf]

Thank you, ill add it to the arsenal

[aaronc]

you are very welcome, as long as you insist that you have nothing to do with the link in ur sig, quite disturbing he he

[Chief Erf]

well i'm not a nun if that helps, and i dont believe any of that rollocks and i dont like the cheeky girls.

[aaronc]

thats put my mind at ease, cant be too careful with these militant nuns

[Jonny Hoare]

hmm good call kendra. militant nuns, wheren't the on father ted

[Uglybob]

the fella at work said he fancied the cheeky girls. im bloody scared of them

[Adam]

i once spoke to a girl on a train coming home from manchester. blonde, 23.. nice.. she informed me she had a twin sister

[Jonny Hoare]

blonde version of the cheeky girls coming up!!

[MK Chris]

i once spoke to a girl on a train coming home from manchester. blonde, 23.. nice.. she informed me she had a twin sister

Now, I used to travel to London from MK and back every day for a year on the train... Not once did a blonde 23 year old tell me she had a twin sister!

Innit bloody fair, eh?

[Adam]

i once spoke to a girl on a train coming home from manchester. blonde, 23.. nice.. she informed me she had a twin sister

Now, I used to travel to London from MK and back every day for a year on the train... Not once did a blonde 23 year old tell me she had a twin sister!

Innit bloody fair, eh?

well it was hard not to say hello.. she got off at bham ns. i was like - ahh, she's so pretty.

[Jonny Hoare]

don't tlk just kiss as right said fred once said

[MK Chris]

Who can blame you? I can't! Surprised you didn't try for her number then.

[Jonny Hoare]

Use the force!!! Get number and fornicate must you!!

[Adam]

i bet she had a boyfriend. she was silm, blonde, nice skin, good speaking kind of girl. im surprised i plucked the courage to say hi. shame she wasnt a bit younger.

[Uglybob]

id agree she would have, all "duncan blue" types will have already made an orderly before you can say Ryvita

[MK Chris]

And she had a twin too? Did she mention if she was identical?

"Good Speaking"? What would that be then?

[Adam]

yeah, a identical twin was what she said. i'd lwould of liked to have got to know both of them.

[Lawrie]

i met a well fit lass at Leeds fest who was camped to the left of where we camped who every morning who had the shortest shorts you have ever seen on in your life every morning!

i so wanted her number shame she looked in her 20s.....

[MK Chris]

How far into her 20s? Not too bad On the board profiles your DOB is 11/11/83, so almost the same as mine. And I almost in fact went out with someone in her 30s. Actually, I had to turn her down! My proudest moment!

[Adam]

toyboy...

[Jonny Hoare]

At least if you were ever in a thresome you wouldn't have to toss to see who's most ugly

[Lawrie]

ive never got off with anyone older than me.......

[Jonny Hoare]

hmm i shall be soon. lots of older women

[MK Chris]

toyboy...

Actually, I've been to both ends of the spectrum, but we won't go there, I didn't know how old she was and the filth turned up before we had a chance to do anything. Thank god.

ive never got off with anyone older than me.......

To be honest, I didn't get off with her, we went to see Road to Perdition for my birthday, then I realised that she was after something more. Not sure what it was, probably the text saying "I would have liked a snog."

Had a big birthday do the next day. She was there. Very awkward. Get on as friends now though, which is just as well, since we're on the same project at work!

[Jonny Hoare]

i had a 31 yr old chatting me up the other day. must be my 56yr old hairline taht did it