[novalinnhe]

My boyfriend let me have a go and he had to kick me out his house to get me off it! c: c: It's SUCH an awesome game. Any players lurkin' about here? And if you are - aaany chance you could tell me what side you're on? They barely explain the politics behind the game and I'm not really a diehard Elder Scrolls fan, so I have no idea what the war is even about. s:

(And yes I know, I'm a girl, blah blah blah. I did spend twenty minutes making sure my avatar's make-up was perfect, to be fair.)

[DevilsDuck]

Is that a game about the mile high club?

[a-moron]

I like your thinking Ducky boy. Not sure so many folks would be admitting they were in that club.

[DevilsDuck]

I need to learn when I ahve gone to far...does it taste like chocolate?

[dimtimjim]

Any players lurkin' about here?

Nope, soz. Far too busy playing BF3 recently to consider owt else.

but, you wanna know what the war is about...? Religion. Or oil. they always are....

[a-moron]

I need to learn when I ahve gone to far...

All fine so far.

does it taste like chocolate?

There you go now. You don't so much as cross the line but more hash tag the * out it.

[novalinnhe]

Oh dear, I never do seem to understand what anybody is talking about. And @dimtimjim, I've never been an FPS person myself... but yeah. It were probably oil.

[dimtimjim]

I've never been an FPS person myself...

I'd put that down to the offset ratio of Penis against Boobs. As you pack the latter of the two, I can understand lack of FPS interest. I have the former, so a mildly unsettling interest in guns and explosions is in my Jeans (pun intended).

[novalinnhe]

So as a boob packer what games d'ya predict I'm into?

[dimtimjim]

Ironing Sim 5, Moaning about nothing 2, leaving the toilet seat down ultimate edition....?!

I joke, of course.

[Bonanzoid]

My brother and I just bought each other this for Christmas, only 17 days til I can actually play it! I've heard nothing but good things about it.

[novalinnhe]

My brother and I just bought each other this for Christmas, only 17 days til I can actually play it! I've heard nothing but good things about it.

You. Will. Love. It.

Ironing Sim 5, Moaning about nothing 2, leaving the toilet seat down ultimate edition....?!

I joke, of course.

I do love a good Sim game. And I guess, considering your penis, you play stuff like Beer Not That Coctail **** 2/I Know Which Way I'm Going: Revenge/Leaving The Toilet Seat Up Ultimate Edition? See, I'm cool with the first. Other two are getting old now though.

EDIT: Why can't I write coctail with a K? Does that mean cocatoo is also out?

[DevilsDuck]

you can have three if thats your thing...good old Albatross!

[English Bob]

Skyrim is an awesome game! I love open-world sandbox games that let you do whatever you like

I'm currently playing as a Nord (Viking-type) who wears heavy armour, and smashes people with his axe and shield.

As to your original question...I can't really comment on which side to join, as I haven't decided myself yet! They made it very murky, as both sides have their good sides and bad sides. I think I'll end up joining the Imperials though, as the Stormcloaks are a bunch of racist bastards

[Wykey]

Stormcloaks FTW.

[Yudster]

Skylanders.

[a-moron]

Zoolander.

[DarroM]

Skyrim lover right here. Haven't played it in like a week or so since the patch that came out on 360 screwed things up with resistances. But put over 50 hours into it and finished the main questline and a bunch of side stuff. I was a big fan of Oblivion (158 hours) and this will surpass that time within the next year. I am a Imperial who uses a mixture of melee, magic and archery. Chose Stormcloaks to side with even if Ulfric is a racist!

[foot-loose]

I played a rim shot last night. It gave me a fright.

Does that help?

[Boboff]

Ahh, Missed you!

[foot-loose]

Im mildly irritated I missed all the rim chat. It's my area of expertise.




(I was a little bit sick in my mouth when I read that back there!)

[English Bob]

Im mildly irritated I missed all the rim chat. It's my area of expertise.




(I was a little bit sick in my mouth when I read that back there!)

I would have put you down as more of a blumpkin man myself.


(I also felt a bit sick typing that sentence out)

[R94N]

Apparently there have been issues on the PS3 version where once you reach a certain part of the game your saved game file suddenly increases in size dramatically and the frame rate drops, in some cases to as bad as 2 frames per second, meaning it's unplayable.

I have only a Wii, so I haven't played it

</nerd talk>

[foot-loose]

Im mildly irritated I missed all the rim chat. It's my area of expertise.




(I was a little bit sick in my mouth when I read that back there!)

I would have put you down as more of a blumpkin man myself.


(I also felt a bit sick typing that sentence out)

I had to google that there. Bad times sir.

[Boboff]

You people are sick!
Blumpkin =
The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time.
Lenny Farinola propositioned every girl in the room for a blumpkin, the one sex act he has yet to master

That would be smelly, and likely to crush her glasses when you wiped......