[Bonanzoid]

I'm a male skirt wearer too, but what the nipples is a fuzzy nugget?

[bmstinton93]

I'm getting bullied by 2 Scottish people?! It should surely be the other way round...

[a-moron]

Re: Fuzzy Nugget.

Take one geek/nerd/walter the softie, place in outward facing head-lock, take knuckles and rub top of head furiously. End result = Fuzzy Nugget.

[Bonanzoid]

That's a noogie!

Wouldn't worry about it Ben, our colloquialism dispute might buy you some time...you nitwit.

[a-moron]

That's a noogie!

That's a dyslexic Goonie, not a form of head torture. Noogie sounds like the soft centre of a Mars bar. Whit a pish name. Fuzzy Nuggets all the way. Fuzzy nugget could also be used to describe someones lady garden a week after the immac treatment.

[Bonanzoid]

It sounds like the centre of a Mars bar if you pronouce 'nougat' like a twat. I thought it was universally known as a noogie, but obviously not. Still, my slang's better so get that roon ye!

[a-moron]

Baws to yir slang being better. And anybody that uses the term 'twat' to describe someone is no trying hard enough. Surely I'd be a pie or a fanny, much better than twat. Twat sounds like an Englishism if ever there was one. That hard A sound it has to it doesn't suit us.

[bmstinton93]

What about jizzer?

[a-moron]

Is he no in Top Gear?

[bmstinton93]

Yeah, and he does lie detector tests on ITV.

[a-moron]

Generally regarding peoples wayward jizz.

[Yudster]

If any newbies want to join this increasingly silly conversation, feel free, but somehow I think they will take one look and run off. Possibly to UM...

And I don't fart. My system is more efficient than that.

[Bonanzoid]

An elaborate system of weights and pullies that subtly release flatulence in a surreptitious manner?

[Yudster]

No. I have a healthy digestion which has minimal by-products. I didn't hurt Foot Loose, its all make up. He's a big jessie.

[The Deadly]

Hi my name is Nathan and I am 29 from Bracknell, Berkshire.

I like the Chris Moyles show and I am in love with Dom but I am straight.

Love and kind regards.

[chrysostom]

I've been to Bracknell before. The train station and retail park are thoroughly depressing.

[The Deadly]

I've been to Bracknell before. The train station and retail park are thoroughly depressing.

Those are our top tourist attractions. Not even joking.

[a-moron]

At least it's something worth spending 30 mins or so looking around. My hometowns main attraction is a cottage. A * cottage. It's tiny as well. An abstinent man has balls bigger than that shite.

[Yudster]

My hometown has LOADS of great stuff to look at. Unfortunately it also has an absolutely bollockingly crap local authority which seems content to let the place ferment under layers of litter and shit and holds the massive historical importance of the place as valueless it seems.

Never mind Colchester, I still love you.

[dimtimjim]

My hometown has LOADS of great stuff to look at, Colchester

yeah, the 'you are now leaving Colchester' sign is always a good un...

[Yudster]

Don't be rude. Its a brilliant place - or it could be if it were looked after properly.

[R94N]

Welcome Deadly. I like the avatar

[foot-loose]

Tbh I'd advise completely staying away from Badger as well for your own safety...

* off ya wee tit-wank, I'm nice to my fellow new people. You're the cheeky wee jizz rag who tells them all to piss off to UM. Tell you what Ben, you ever cross my path I'm booting you right in the stanes

Welcome...don't feed the yuds!

Its not necessarily a bad thing.

Tell that to foots

She pinned him down and farted in his face, hence the pink eye.

No. I have a healthy digestion which has minimal by-products. I didn't hurt Foot Loose, its all make up. He's a big jessie.

*limps back into the forum*

I'm only just out the hospital. And my eyeball fell out.

Hi my name is Nathan and I am 29 from Bracknell, Berkshire.

I like the Chris Moyles show and I am in love with Dom but I am straight.

Love and kind regards.

Ahh, you were doing so well there!

[Yudster]

Jeez Foot-Loose, ANYTHING in trousers. Anything.

[Boboff]

I've been to Bracknell before. The train station and retail park are thoroughly depressing.

Waitrose and John Lewis head Officeses are in Bracknell I think? They always seemed nice.