[Yudster]

I hate made up names. But nobody's perfect, and I'm sure you're lovely. Hello.

[morning]

Hello Yudster.

Nope, not a made up name. Not at all.

[What]

Well isn't this exciting.

[SAV1OUR]

I saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre.

He had his back to the features.

[R94N]

Welcome Aydn.

[cally1986]

hi im new. been a big fan of chris and the team for about 9 years.

[foot-loose]

Hi Cally. Tell us a joke.

[a-moron]

Three men are captured by a barbaric African tribe, and tied up in a mud hut.

The first man is given the choice, death or umbongo. Not fancying death very much he decides to take umbongo. He is taken out into a clearing, staked to the ground and raped by every male member of the tribe. His broken body is thrown back into the mud hut.

The second man is also given the choice, death or umbongo, and he decides to take umbongo. He is taken out into a clearing, staked to the ground and raped by every male member of the tribe.

The third man is then given the choice, death or umbongo. Seeing the state of his colleagues he decides to take death. He is taken out into a clearing, staked to the
ground and the chief shouts, "DEATH BY UMBONGO!"

[Yudster]

Three men are captured by a barbaric African tribe, and tied up in a mud hut.

The first man is given the choice, death or umbongo. Not fancying death very much he decides to take umbongo. He is taken out into a clearing, staked to the ground and raped by every male member of the tribe. His broken body is thrown back into the mud hut.

The second man is also given the choice, death or umbongo, and he decides to take umbongo. He is taken out into a clearing, staked to the ground and raped by every male member of the tribe.

The third man is then given the choice, death or umbongo. Seeing the state of his colleagues he decides to take death. He is taken out into a clearing, staked to the
ground and the chief shouts, "DEATH BY UMBONGO!"

Umbongo? They drink it in the jungle...

[a-moron]

The Congolese Jungle to be precise.

[skyegirl]

Well, I wouldn't say i'm that new but anyway.
I'm 13.
I'm not a member of any other forum sites.
I would say I'm a moyles fan, because I have been listening since i was about 5.
And, i do not post crap!

[DevilsDuck]

All you do is post crap

[skyegirl]

How do you know?

[DevilsDuck]

Because I have read all the crappy posts you have posted!

[skyegirl]

You be careful mister.
I may be younger than you but i have a fiery temper, that is the same colour of my red, SCOTTISH hair!!!!!!
Anyone who peeves me off, will have to either endure a reply in french, or the best language in the world , SCOTTISH GAELIC!!!!!!!

[bmstinton93]

You do post crap. I agree with Yuds, you are weird.

[Yudster]

I'm revising my opinion. Weird isn't necessarily stupid.

[R94N]

Seems a bit harsh.

[foot-loose]

You be careful mister.
I may be younger than you but i have a fiery temper, that is the same colour of my red, SCOTTISH hair!!!!!!
Anyone who peeves me off, will have to either endure a reply in french, or the best language in the world , SCOTTISH GAELIC!!!!!!!

Why would you reply in a language which the vast majority of the world don't understand? Or worse, in Gaelic?

[Yudster]

I refer you to my last post on the subject.

[Wykey]

You be careful mister.
I may be younger than you but i have a fiery temper, that is the same colour of my red, SCOTTISH hair!!!!!!

Red hair = Norse = Wyking hair.

You're welcome.

[a-moron]

God don't open that can of angsty mentalness again Wyk. Like a tartan cape wearing Shetlandmanian Devil so she was. Spouted more pish than the Wembley urinals after a cup final.

[Yudster]

She was no fun, she went away when she realised she couldn't shout louder than us. She should have tried harder.

[a-moron]

She was no fun, she went away when she realised she couldn't shout louder than us. She should have tried harder.

Is that her punishment exercise for this evening. 100 lines 'I should have tried harder' or just the obligatory school rules till you run out of paper.

[Yudster]

I don't know, I never had to do lines.