[foot-loose]

*wanders in*

Pfft - too easy.

*wanders out*

[Wykey]

Seems Scottish isn't English.

Though it desperately wishes it was....

I don't think the patriotic Scots would agree with that one. I would say i would rather be British than Scottish.

That was specifically related to the line "Scottish isn't English" - strikes me as odd that a people (or just person) could be so uncomfortable with their own identity that they'd bother saying "we're not English". So it makes me chuckle suggesting that really they wish they were.

I'm of England, not from England by the way, before you ask.

[Wykey]

Missed the Cornish one, what time was it? and I'll listen again.

They played it on Fearns show i think Monday 1st thing and then Scotts after.

Yeah, but that means running the gauntlet of having to listen to that woman.

[foot-loose]

I'm only Scottish on here to wind you English up (you'd probably be surprised how easy it is!). I'm British the rest of the time.

[a-moron]

*faw's in*

Pfft - this is a dawdle ya dafties.

*gets tae*

Edited 'fir mair Scottishness'


etc...

[dreamer1978]

Seems Scottish isn't English.

Though it desperately wishes it was....

I don't think the patriotic Scots would agree with that one. I would say i would rather be British than Scottish.

That was specifically related to the line "Scottish isn't English" - strikes me as odd that a people (or just person) could be so uncomfortable with their own identity that they'd bother saying "we're not English". So it makes me chuckle suggesting that really they wish they were.

I'm of England, not from England by the way, before you ask.

Yeah there is a faction within Scotland that would say that "Scottish isn't English". It could be in reference to that they feel that when ever something is said about Great Britain or United Kingdom people say English outside and within the UK, for e.g. The Future King of ENGLAND in respect to The Duke of Cambridge. There are people that like myself, do get annoyed with that when respected broadcasters say that.

[foot-loose]

*faw's in*

Pfft - this is a dawdle ya dafties.

*gets tae*

Edited 'fir mair Scottishness'


etc...

Aye, bit then they bawbags dinna ken wit yer aw aboot!!

[a-moron]

Don't think thae choobs wid ken a' boaby fae a pie. Best hawd oor wheesht afore we get intae bother.

[foot-loose]

Here, wan oh ma troops said yer maw has a boaby that looks like a pie. Ye ken - wan fae Greggs!


Scottish is rippin the pish oot yer mate's maw's boaby. Braw.

[Tim_YellowCheese]

Don't think thae choobs wid ken a' boaby fae a pie. Best hawd oor wheesht afore we get intae bother.

"Auch haud yer wheesht Tim" was my fav Scottish phrase when I lived up there. My Geography teacher would say it all the time to me But yous central folk fae glasgae n tha' havnae go' anyhin on the proper Scots up aroond Aberdeenshire, they talk wi a differen dialect completely, I didnae ken half o the hings they were sayin when I was there.

[foot-loose]

Don't think thae choobs wid ken a' boaby fae a pie. Best hawd oor wheesht afore we get intae bother.

"Auch haud yer wheesht Tim" was my fav Scottish phrase when I lived up there. My Geography teacher would say it all the time to me But yous central folk fae glasgae n tha' havnae go' anyhin on the proper Scots up aroond Aberdeenshire, they talk wi a differen dialect completely, I didnae ken half o the hings they were sayin when I was there.

Haw, bawbreath - ahm just back frae Wick, dinna start yer pish aboot they Aberdonians an the "proper Scots". They widnae ken wit "proper Scots" wis if it malkied them in the moosh.

[Tim_YellowCheese]

To be Scottish is to be always looking for the next fight

[foot-loose]

I reckon if I type any more Scotslandish, the Firefox spellcheck will explode.

[Tim_YellowCheese]

Nah, Firefox does that anyway. Should switch to Chrome

[foot-loose]

Tried it, hated it, got it tae fook.

[Tim_YellowCheese]

Only thing I like about Firefox is all the dev add-ons like FIrebug

[foot-loose]

Well, browser conflicts aside, welcome to the forum . Where have you been relegated to since you no longer live in this fine country?

[Tim_YellowCheese]

The garden of England - Kent. I would say I'd rather be round Edinburgh or Aberdeen, buuuut the weather here is just so much better.

[Yudster]

I'm only Scottish on here to wind you English up (you'd probably be surprised how easy it is!). I'm British the rest of the time.

I love Uber-Scottish Foots though, I think he should always post for you.

[MK Chris]

"Auch haud yer wheesht Tim"

Sounds like a Scottish person saying "Today Tim" in French.

[Yudster]

"Auch haud yer wheesht Tim"

Sounds like a Scottish person saying "Today Tim" in French.

No it doesn't, I can't make it sound ANYTHING like that.

[a-moron]

Had a few stabs at this and could see the slightest resemblance to it, but it really is a teeny tiny resemblance.

Aujord Hui = haudyer whee

Best I could do.

[Yudster]

Ok, I can kind of see where he might be coming from. Well, not geographically, but in general terms...

[MK Chris]

Alright it doesn't. But I thought it did.

[biggspuds]

That should read:

Did they stay in darkened rooms eating deep fried Mars bars, drinking Irn Bru and never leaving the squat?

arrrrr ha ha ha har thats funny