Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence

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Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#418920

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:55 pm

- Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:55 pm #418920

1. Bees actually paint the yellow on each other as a fashion statement. It is made from crushed sunflowers.
2. If you press on the right paving slab in London theres a tunnel which goes all the way to Melton Mowbray.
3. Sheep know Algebra
4. If you open a banana at the wrong end it actually tastes like a lemon.
5. Carlos Tevez was actually designed to be part of the Total Wipeout course but was rejected as being too difficult.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#418922

By chrysostom - Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:59 pm

- Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:59 pm #418922

Craig David based his first album on a novelty calendar designed by his friends
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is loosely based on the first testament.
David Guest has never used a sunbed.
Peckham was once the rhinoplasty capital of the UK.

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#418951

By DevilsDuck - Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:11 am

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:11 am #418951

Eating a Zebra gives you stripes
Drinking Red Bull gives you wings
Eating a Zebra, Drinking Red Bull and getting a friend to paint the white stripes yellow turns you into a Bee

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#418954

By Yudster - Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:37 am

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:37 am #418954

In the underwater realm, all goldfish are called "Bob".
95% of fire extinguishers are dummies.
Everybody loves Christmas as much as I do, they just pretend not to.
Public Transport is inherently useful.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#418955

By Boboff - Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:59 am

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:59 am #418955

Gaspode and S4b had cyber sex.
God exists, and so did Jesus.
My children are the best people in the world.
The key to happiness is overcoming guilt.
Most young adults today are harder working and kinder individuals with a good sence of what is good for them, and empathy for others, than they have ever been.

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#418958

By DevilsDuck - Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:07 am

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:07 am #418958

boboff wrote:Gaspode and S4b had cyber sex.

I thought you had the hard copy?

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#418959

By Yudster - Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:13 am

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:13 am #418959

Crime is at a lower level than it was 20 years ago.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#418962

By Boboff - Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:27 am

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:27 am #418962

The Media make up stories and take the negative view point on all stories as they are in fact all utter * idiots.

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#418972

By MK Chris - Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:17 pm

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:17 pm #418972

Boboff is disqualified - there is PLENTY of evidence for his last statement.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#418973

By dimtimjim - Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:21 pm

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:21 pm #418973

Yuds has a MFA.
Green Kawasakis are faster than all other colours.
Chrysostom is younger than me, but also my father.
There are tallented Belgiuns.
The more wine I drink, the better looking Boboff gets.

I've actually met Chris n shook his hand. This fact is still causing slight issues in my trouser dept.... :wink:

Yudster wrote:Best post ever.

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#418979

By Boboff - Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:20 pm

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:20 pm #418979

Boboff is ugly and disqualified........ still I am not a Belgain!

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#418981

By Yudster - Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:30 pm

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:30 pm #418981

I love Boboff.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#418982

By Zoot - Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:42 pm

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:42 pm #418982

I am Rueben Thomas Welch's real father.

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#419002

By MK Chris - Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:30 pm

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:30 pm #419002

…yet you can't spell his name!

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#419037

By Zoot - Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:34 pm

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:34 pm #419037

Topher wrote:…yet you can't spell his name!

Gawd, you're picky, you'll be wanting me to pay child support next...

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#419039

By McGuinness-89 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:47 pm

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 6:47 pm #419039

Badgers permanently moonwalk until seen by human eyes, Dominic Byrne has an afro and Scott Mills is talented.

Who made the news rude?!?

@StephenJ89 on Twitter.

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#419049

By Johnny 1989 - Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:15 pm

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:15 pm #419049

The Daily Mail is a fair, balanced paper that has no prejudices at all
Titus Bramble has recently been voted player of the decade for his outstanding skills
The Japanese Bullet Train was based on the District Line Trains due to their very high speed
Liverpool FC are Ladbrokes & Paddy Power's current hot tips to win the Premiership & The FA Cup this year
Drifters are better than Kit Kats
Fearne Cotton is hotly tipped to win a Sony Gold Award next year

Regards, Johnny 1989

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Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#419050

By DevilsDuck - Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:19 pm

- Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:19 pm #419050

Johnny 1989 wrote:Drifters are better than Kit Kats

thats proven fact!

Send me the answer to question 1!

P. S. Don't argue with Topher or Zoot

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#419069

By chrysostom - Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:40 am

- Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:40 am #419069

flaps has been added to the 'forbidden' list on the radio 1 daytime schedule.

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#419140

By foot-loose - Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:37 pm

- Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:37 pm #419140

DevilsDuck wrote:Eating a Zebra gives you stripes
Drinking Red Bull gives you wings
Eating a Zebra, Drinking Red Bull and getting a friend to paint the white stripes yellow turns you into a Bee

That was "lol" number 12. And I think it was the most heartfelt lol of the year. A proper belly lol so it was. Well done. Next?

boboff wrote:Gaspode and S4b had cyber sex.

I thought it was real sex? If it was cybersex then what was all the fuss about? Everyone had cybersex with S4B!

Quite a few had it wie Gaspode an all!

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#419145

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:13 am

- Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:13 am #419145

Ha yeah like I have ever had real sex.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: Things I know that are backed up with no actual evidence#419207

By Boboff - Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:54 am

- Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:54 am #419207

The original lyrics for Busted track Year 3000 were

I've been to the Year 3000, not much has changed but they live under water, and your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand daughter, looked pretty fine.

Although the revised lyric was logically inacurate as each generation would have been 322.4 years, it was decided it scanned better.