- Mon Jan 07, 2002 1:42 am
#391
keith duffy in FHM this month answers the question: Whats your strangest on the road 'poo' experience?<br><br>"I was living at the Langham Hilton in London at the time. There was a dj from a famous London radio station who i'd gotten to know; we went out drinking one night and he ended up staying because he was too * to go home. Its bad enough that he went into a coma and started puking all over the * place, which was vile, but he was also making all these farting noises. I woke up at about half six and the smell in the room was so bad it was making me retch. I went into the bathroom to have a piss looked into the bath an there was a * cow pat in there. And i mean a cow pat, the width of a magazine and about a half a foot high. He'd shit in the bath! It was * rank. I had to tell the concierge because of the state of the room: there was puke shit everything. I wasnt getting blamed on that one. It was horrific. And as a result i havent been on the piss with him since"<br><br> ::) ::) ::)
Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are