[Munki Bhoy]

Aye, but how many times do most women give birth now? I'll bet the vast majority of women do so less than I've been whacked in the nuts already in my life. I also doubt I've had my last.

[DevilsDuck]

what part of scotchland are you from?

[Munki Bhoy]

A bit that plays football. Taking one in the baws happens from time to time.

[DevilsDuck]

and doesnt have chavy mums with 9 kids!

[Munki Bhoy]

Wouldn't matter if it did, I'm fairly certain I've been whacked in the baws more often than nine times.

[DevilsDuck]

hmmm fair point!

[Munki Bhoy]

Actually, I seem to remember getting off the school bus one day, walking about 10 yards talking about something with my mate when he spun round and booted me in the baws. "I thought you'd move" was his defence. One of the THE most bizarre incidents in my school days. I still don't understand it.

[DevilsDuck]