[English Bob]

Just avoid him like I do. Beadle is like....someone who pretends to be a troll. If you point out he's a troll, everyone will say you aren't 'getting' the joke.

The joke is he's such a troll see? Hilarious isn't it? Nope, not really.

[DevilsDuck]

This board needs a Beadle Poke.

It makes everyone seem nicer.....before he turned up nobody replied to threads.

Beadle is actually doing a public service so bow down and kiss his feet

[foot-loose]

I'm tempted to sign you up to lots of titties now, but you're probably already on any of the mailing lists I can find.

I could probably find a couple he isn't on...

Well, I wasn't actually trying to offend you with either of those comments. I'm a teenager, so probably 'at least half your age' and genuinley thought you were just having an 'off' day.

It's cos he has a small willy, don't worry about him. Sometimes he just looks down and remembers "shit, everyones bigger than me " so he comes on here to abuse people and try and see Nicolas tits.

[English Bob]

I could probably find a couple he isn't on...

www.lovethecock.com ?

[English Bob]

Haha I find that comment a bit rich from someone who actually used the phrase 'Hanging around like a paki in a mosque'

What are you, Bernard Manning's illegitimate son who he gave up for adoption because even HE was disgusted that something so vile could come from his loins?

Please, continue with the racist gags, they are HILARIOUS.

[foot-loose]

I'm tempted to sign you up to lots of titties now, but you're probably already on any of the mailing lists I can find.

I could probably find a couple he isn't on...

Well, I wasn't actually trying to offend you with either of those comments. I'm a teenager, so probably 'at least half your age' and genuinley thought you were just having an 'off' day.

It's cos he has a small willy, don't worry about him. Sometimes he just looks down and remembers "shit, everyones bigger than me " so he comes on here to abuse people and try and see Nicolas tits.

Foots, stop being an idiot. You're funnier than this! Were you distracted by gaydar or something you big gay bear?

Oh I can be hilarious when I put some effort in, but on this topic, don't you have ANY other ammo to use at me other than me being a raving homosexual? Come on sma' baws, there must be SOMETHING?

[foot-loose]

I could probably find a couple he isn't on...

http://www.lovethecock.com ?

*saves for later use*

[foot-loose]

Nicely played.

[Munki Bhoy]

I dunno what's more disappointing. That nicola_red finally caved or that Beadle Poke STILL uses me as his favourite example of someone who took him down a peg or two before getting bored.

[foot-loose]

To be fair, Nic was ALWAYS gonna get her tits out...

[Boboff]

Has anyone mentioned Beadles a Nazi yet?

[Johnny 1989]

All I'm wonder Beadle is when are you bringing back Chain Letters?

[foot-loose]

and like clockwork all cm 'i'll bum you if you bum me' beadle haters come crawling out of the wood work. You make me physically sick you wretched bunch of time of the month fanny farts. Sieg heil. Vote beadle poke and be done with these mundane piss ants, when i'm here this board is alive, even if it brings a few sados together for a bit of beadle bashing. I am the object of your desire for this message board you legion of toss pots. I * hate you all.

I may use that line again.

Cheer the * up ya moany cow.

[Boboff]

and like clockwork all cm 'i'll bum you if you bum me' beadle haters come crawling out of the wood work. You make me physically sick you wretched bunch of time of the month fanny farts. Sieg heil. Vote beadle poke and be done with these mundane piss ants, when i'm here this board is alive, even if it brings a few sados together for a bit of beadle bashing. I am the object of your desire for this message board you legion of toss pots. I * hate you all.

I don't hate you * face, some law of forums states that when Hitler gets mentioned in a thread it is dead, as the argument has got to the lowest level possible, or something.

You're a sensitive little tiddly wiener chap now aren't you, it's no example to set to a child you know. (Not yours, Munki boy)

So Nazi go kill some kittens or something, and leave us here to bum away in peace.

[foot-loose]

know this- i'm anything you want me to be.

Anything?

Can you be a goat please?

[Munki Bhoy]

know this- i'm anything you want me to be

Somewhere else?

[foot-loose]

what has a goat ever done to you?

Nothing that wasnt mutually agreed before hand.

[Yudster]

know this- i'm anything you want me to be

Friendly?

[Munki Bhoy]

know this- i'm anything you want me to be

that's brilliant that.

Somewhere else?

Calling me brilliant, offering to be anything I want you to be... you're so much like yer maw it's scary.