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By timp
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Not that any of you care but I'd like to know if any of you have any advice for getting over ex-girlfriends.

Thanks
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By Yudster
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Well, you kind of get up in the morning, go to work or uni or whatever, do what you need to do, go home, go to bed - and repeat. Sooner or later it will work.

She's being a real cow from what you were saying the other day - asking yourself what you were thinking being with such a bitch in the first place might not hurt either...?
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By timp
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Yudster wrote:She's being a real cow from what you were saying the other day - asking yourself what you were thinking being with such a bitch in the first place might not hurt either...?


Well I know what you mean but she was an awesome girlfriend when I was with her, but just went from hot to cold all of a sudden :(

haha beedle that advice really did make me laugh! gym planned for tomorrow...

I think you're both right time is a healer but when I see pics of her all I think of the lovely person I spent so much time with and then how sad it is she has a new boyfriend.
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By Yudster
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Beadle Poke wrote:don't listen to yuds, getting advice from her is like listening to your nan. Trust beadle poke on this one. If you're a member of the gym then abuse your body in there 5 times a week. If you're not then join one. You'll feel all buff and good about yourself in no time. It's good to have something like that to focus on. Secondly, get on the blower to all your mates and get out on a sat night. Shaft as many birds as you can, regardles of size, shape and colour. These are tough times and one can't aford to be too choosey. You'll have a great time and start to think 'wtf was I doing with that ho anyway''

HOWEVER! Once you start getting an itchy penis go and get it checked out - this is a good indication that you've had a great time, but also that it's time to pipe down a little, revert to tossing yourself off to extreme porn, until you're either free from infection or have gone blind.

Time is the healer, but keep yourself busy.

He's right. Ignore me, this is the gold standard. No messing.
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By Nicola_Red
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You could try reading the book 'It's Called A Breakup Because It's Broken'. It's very American, but there is some helpful stuff in there.
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By timp
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charlalottie wrote:Also, breaking up is always a good time to go and do the things you didn't have the guts to do before.


e.g.?

Good advice though :)
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By Latina
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Yep, find something that is easier or only possible to do when you're single and enjoy/try it. Think of things that you liked but she didn't, anything you may have needed to hold back on before. It may not be entirely apparent yet but you have so much more freedom, and potential in some areas.
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By Munki Bhoy
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timp wrote:
charlalottie wrote:Also, breaking up is always a good time to go and do the things you didn't have the guts to do before.


e.g.?

Good advice though :)


Actually, that's bang on. I got chucked at the beginning of 2004. At the time I was struggling to get a job after finishing Uni in the summer of 2002 and getting chucked pretty much made up my mind to go further afield and do something about it as I was no longer tied to a relationship here. I took a course in Coventry, which lead to me getting the job I'm currently in, which lead me to have money to move out of my parents house, which lead me to meet the girl who is now my fiancée.

So really, getting chucked ended up being a pivotal moment in my life which put me in the really good position I'm in now.
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By dimtimjim
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timp wrote:Not that any of you care but I'd like to know if any of you have any advice for getting over ex-girlfriends.


Easy, does she have a sister.....?

Kills two birds (pun intended) with one stone.
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By dimtimjim
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Beadle Poke wrote: They're all complete sluts.


Thats gonna come back to bite, you mark my words!
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By Yudster
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Beadle Poke wrote: All the birds on here secretly love me. Not just because i'm incredibly good looking, but more so that i treat them like shit. Ask yudster.

When you had a picture of yourself in your avatar I do remember someone saying that you looked pretty hot. It was Foot_Loose.

Neither of those things is why I love you though.
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By timp
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dimtimjim wrote:
timp wrote:Not that any of you care but I'd like to know if any of you have any advice for getting over ex-girlfriends.


Easy, does she have a sister.....?


Unfortunately not, she is an only child. :(

Next thing on the list is best friends, but I've already been out with one, and the rest....no way!
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By foot-loose
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timp wrote:Not that any of you care but I'd like to know if any of you have any advice for getting over ex-girlfriends.

Thanks

Chop their baws aff.

Yudster wrote:
Beadle Poke wrote: All the birds on here secretly love me. Not just because i'm incredibly good looking, but more so that i treat them like shit. Ask yudster.

When you had a picture of yourself in your avatar I do remember someone saying that you looked pretty hot. It was Foot_Loose.

Neither of those things is why I love you though.

He is in the right light.



... and "Foot_Loose"? When did the fallen over "letter I" appear in my name?