[Yudster]

Its the forum's favourite top-heavy lovely's birthday! Have a good one you gorgeous thing you.

[John22]

HAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYY BIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAY!!!

[timp]

happy birthday!

[Johnny 1989]

Happy Birthday Nicola

By the way that was a nice opening to this thread Yuds

[John22]

By the way that was a nice opening to this thread Yuds

That's exactly what I thought...

[Yudster]

Well she is gorgeous. Put it this way - I would, and I'm straight.

[Nicola_Red]

Aww thankyou all. A fair few of you said happy birthday to me on twitter/facebook too which was lovely. I had a raucous night out on Friday which involved Chinese buffet, drinking, dancing and taking home a 23 yr old boy. So it was all good. I'm just facing the unpleasant reality of being 35 today...

[Zoot]

bet you didn't get any presents

I bet she did -

...and taking home a 23 yr old boy.

[Nicola_Red]

Yeah, I'm probably a slut. I think that word is ripe for reclamation. If I want a boy I have him, and if that makes me a slut then so be it...

[Munki Bhoy]

At least you know what you want. That's more than most.

[Yudster]

If I want a boy I have him............

I must admit she's def the material us lads want on a night out, easy prey and willing to get her knickers off .......

The most significant word in Nic's post there, as far as you are concernef beadle, is "If"...........Believe me, Nic would be as big a disappointment to you as every other woman you ever meet.

[Yudster]

I'm sure they reciprocate fully.

[Nicola_Red]

Well, cheers for the enlightenment Beadle. As Yuds points out, it's not only women who experience that feeling the morning after. Whether my 23 yr old thought that on Saturday is for him to worry about. You can keep up with your sly insults if you like tho, I've heard them all before...

[Nicola_Red]

who's treating me like shit? who mentioned that anyone might be?

[Nicola_Red]

Oh FINE. Email address?

[MK Chris]

I'm tempted to sign you up to lots of titties now, but you're probably already on any of the mailing lists I can find.

[Nicola_Red]

Go ahead, but I'm not promising I'll answer.

[John22]

Whys Beadle gone so damn arsey?

[Nicola_Red]

*snorts* I dunno, they were done by the flat owners.

[Nicola_Red]

Bear in mind he's still a relative newbie. Bless his naivety tho.

[John22]

Well, over the last 12 hours youve left 6 or 7 really negative comments, which surpises me as you'd always come across as quite a nice person.

[John22]

Ok, sorry for the naiveity.

[John22]

And probably at least half your age.

[John22]

Well, I wasn't actually trying to offend you with either of those comments. I'm a teenager, so probably 'at least half your age' and genuinley thought you were just having an 'off' day.

[John22]

Well, Im going to stop commenting on this thread now, and try to stay out your way. But first, let's make it clear that I don't plan to 'play ball' with you on any level from now, secondly that a very stereotypical view to take on teenagers and thirdly I don't blame everyone else for 'not liking you'.