[titbeak]

Are you lot for real?! Are you really wallowing in this puddle of slurry freshly squeezed from this fat * huge arse? Do you not realise that he couldn’t give two * about you, and the release of this literary "masterpiece" is just yet another horrendous example of the sorry, * up state of humanity in the 21st century.

Some of the comments on here would be out of place in an asylum ward, yet willingly, you are eating up this dross without the need for a gun pointed to your head forcing you to do so?! When describing your musical tastes, I assume you say "I prefer mediocre renditions of pop tunes with a lyrical reinterpretation by some fat * off the radio". Great, you have found yourself a niche. A niche occupied entirely of clueless * who cant form their own opinions on popular culture unless its force fed through the mainstream – in fact, I bet you don't laugh at comedy unless its accompanied by canned laughter, and I bet my left bollock that you all find that other fat * Peter Kay the epitome of humour.

In summary, you disgust me, you are disgrace to the human race, yet I * love you as no matter how shit life is, theres always you * scraping the barrel buying Moylesey Parodies, reading Harry Potter, laughing at Peter Kay and watching High School Musical.

Good day and * you.

[Console]

Wow, this really gets to you, doesn't it? I wish I'd bought the album now.

[riksweeney]

I bet you still watch X-Factor

[Lactating Man Nips]

He's made a parody album, what have you done ???

</gareth>

[Nicola_Red]

Ah, always nice to be pigeonholed by a n00b! Especially one who has nothing better to do than register on websites for the sole purpose of composing and posting rants against the subject of the site. Probably off to HSM forums to shout obscenities at 12 yr old girls next.

[titbeak]

I bet you still watch X-Factor

lol, Olly FTW.

[Johnny 1989]

Are you lot for real?! Are you really wallowing in this puddle of slurry freshly squeezed from this fat * huge arse? Do you not realise that he couldn’t give two * about you, and the release of this literary "masterpiece" is just yet another horrendous example of the sorry, * up state of humanity in the 21st century.

Some of the comments on here would be out of place in an asylum ward, yet willingly, you are eating up this dross without the need for a gun pointed to your head forcing you to do so?! When describing your musical tastes, I assume you say "I prefer mediocre renditions of pop tunes with a lyrical reinterpretation by some fat * off the radio". Great, you have found yourself a niche. A niche occupied entirely of clueless * who cant form their own opinions on popular culture unless its force fed through the mainstream – in fact, I bet you don't laugh at comedy unless its accompanied by canned laughter, and I bet my left bollock that you all find that other fat * Peter Kay the epitome of humour.

In summary, you disgust me, you are disgrace to the human race, yet I * love you as no matter how shit life is, theres always you * scraping the barrel buying Moylesey Parodies, reading Harry Potter, laughing at Peter Kay and watching High School Musical.

Good day and * you.

Tit is certainly spot on for you, *.

I should point out I did by this album & enjoyed it muchly. However I also enjoy music by Kaiser Chiefs, Iron Maiden,Thin Lizzy, Led Zepplin, The Police, U2, Queen, The Smiths, The Killers, Pink Floyd, New Order, to name a few, so that blows your bugger theory right out of the water matey boy

Good Day & * You!

[SAV1OUR]

Are you lot for real?! Are you really wallowing in this puddle of slurry freshly squeezed from this fat * huge arse? Do you not realise that he couldn’t give two * about you, and the release of this literary "masterpiece" is just yet another horrendous example of the sorry, * up state of humanity in the 21st century.

Some of the comments on here would be out of place in an asylum ward, yet willingly, you are eating up this dross without the need for a gun pointed to your head forcing you to do so?! When describing your musical tastes, I assume you say "I prefer mediocre renditions of pop tunes with a lyrical reinterpretation by some fat * off the radio". Great, you have found yourself a niche. A niche occupied entirely of clueless * who cant form their own opinions on popular culture unless its force fed through the mainstream – in fact, I bet you don't laugh at comedy unless its accompanied by canned laughter, and I bet my left bollock that you all find that other fat * Peter Kay the epitome of humour.

In summary, you disgust me, you are disgrace to the human race, yet I * love you as no matter how shit life is, theres always you * scraping the barrel buying Moylesey Parodies, reading Harry Potter, laughing at Peter Kay and watching High School Musical.

Good day and * you.

Just a dissapointing forum twat.


This is a forum twat,
this is a forum twat,
It's just a dissapointing forum twat.

When you read a forum,
You always have your favourite bits,
But then again theres always one twat,
That you simply have to skip,
You never get that perfect forum,
Where every thread feels just right,
'Cos somehwere in the middle,
Theres an idiot thats just shite.

[titbeak]

Oooh well if we're rhyming:

Whoever buys this parody guff,
Blantantly enjoys a dong up the chuff.
You eat up his songs,
Almost as happily as you do dongs,
Oh and Moyles only shags mongs.

[MK Chris]

*cough* Don't feed the troll *cough*

[Console]

This is a forum twat,
this is a forum twat,
It's just a dissapointing forum twat.

When you read a forum,
You always have your favourite bits,
But then again theres always one twat,
That you simply have to skip,
You never get that perfect forum,
Where every thread feels just right,
'Cos somehwere in the middle,
Theres an idiot thats just shite.

You really suck at reverse-trolling - seriously, don't do it anymore.

[titbeak]

haha, reverse-trolling - i like the concept.

surely you agree with me that his new music video <dull link removed> is really under budget?!

[nicowoodcock]

Do NOT click that link, it is Meatspin.
Luckily I've already filtered such sites on my connection.

[titbeak]

hahahaha, loving the irony that this comes from "wood *". also, the font you use - that makes me wanna click it more

[nicowoodcock]

Well, click it then?

[foot-loose]

hahahaha, loving the irony that this comes from "wood *". also, the font you use - that makes me wanna click it more

kit kat or twix?

[Yudster]

titbeak is an excellent name.

[Zoot]

What's Meatspin?

[Yudster]

What's Meatspin?

Is it what happens when there is a power surge in a kebab shop?

[MK Chris]

Or another word for 'spitroast'...

[titbeak]

check it out for yourself

<idiotic link removed .. again>

[the sniper]

With respect, your an idiot...

[titbeak]

How about [Link Removed]?

[chrysostom]

Some of the comments on here would be out of place in an asylum ward.

i think you mean wouldn't.

for comments to be out of place in an environment where mentally ill/unstable people are commonly help, i'd assume they would be regarded as sane - as opposed to what you would expect in an asylum.

[dimtimjim]

Mine just arrived from Amazon..... Ace. What a legend Mr Moyles really is. Who'd a thunk it, eh? Moyles releases album, come a long way from Radio TopShop!