[DannyBoy]

"I see dead people"

"I feel the need, the need for speed Owww!"

[Yudster]

"You don't have to say anything with me Steve. You don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything. Oh - except maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and......blow."

"Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. Its just a symptom that something else is wrong."
"Yeah? Well that symptom is * my wife."

[McGuinness-89]

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!"

[Yudster]

I love Dodgeball.

[dimtimjim]

I love Dodgeball.

*ing Chuck Norris....!!

[chrysostom]

"Surely there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking"

[Bonanzoid]

Zoolander, ace film.

"You * thundercunts!"

Possibly the crudest, bestestest line ever.