[McGuinness-89]

I wouldn't touch Dannii with a bargepole,not that I'm bragging.

[jocky85]

Not to anyone reading this in Norfolk.....

Woah woah woah hold on there!!!

[Johnny 1989]

For those that missed it.

Oh that's the dress, I don't see what the fuss is all about I've seen far, far worse worn by celebs, plus if she was mine it wouldn't stay on that long

i've recently decided that not only would cheryl cole be the perfect sexual conquest because of how nice, and beautiful she is - but also because the thought of bedding ashley cole's missus, and the look on his face if he ever found out would just be too much happiness in one moment. I hate that little rat.

I like your thinking sir, not only is she perfect girlfriend material (what can I say I like the Geordie accent if only because when Geordies speak they always sound angry even though they're not) but because Ashley Cole is a complete twat and it'd be great to see his face if he caught us at it. What the * was he thinking when he cheated on her with a pig-dog I never know.

[catherine]

because of how nice, and beautiful she is

Say that to toilet attendants.

[chrysostom]

that was cheryl tweedy. in my eyes a completely different person.

[Latina]

Indeed, Cheryl COLE is Britain's sweetheart. I know because the media (repeatedly) told me so.

[Yudster]

that was cheryl tweedy. in my eyes a completely different person.

Should have gone to Specsavers.

[McGuinness-89]

If anyone cases,Beyonce was wearing a very similar dress to Cheryls one at the EMAs last night.

[Latina]

If anyone cases,Beyonce was wearing a very similar dress to Cheryls one at the EMAs last night.

Is there a photo somewhere? I have found 3 different Beyonce EMAs outfits so far and none of them look similar to Cheryl's...

[catherine]

Here it is.

[chrysostom]

rawr. i'm happy again

[Yudster]

Beyonce makes Cheryl Cole look like an Asda shelf-stacker on a hen-night.

[Latina]

Indeed.

[McGuinness-89]

Miaow!

[Munki Bhoy]

I'm not gonna be picky, I'll have both Beyonce and Cheryl Cole thank you very much.

[McGuinness-89]

Seconded.

[foot-loose]

Cheryl Cole seems a nice lass. I like her.

I wouldn't bum her, but I like her.

[Johnny 1989]

Cheryl & Beyonce, what a wonderful threesome that would be

[Nicola_Red]

I frickin' love Beyonce. She is a goddess. But she has this unreal quality that I find a lot of American stars have - she's so beautiful and glamorous and perfect, she can't possibly actually exist, y'know? I think if she was stood in front of me I wouldn't be able to speak, let alone touch her. (Also Jay-Z would beat all our asses.) Whereas Cheryl seems like a real person, she's a council estate girl made good, with foibles (like once getting drunk and punching someone) - and as it's already been pointed out, all Ashley Cole would probably do is whine to his lawyers. So I don't think the threesome would work for me, unfortunately. I could probably go for a threesome with another one of Girls Aloud, tho - Kimberley looks like she could be fun.

[Johnny 1989]

I frickin' love Beyonce. She is a goddess. But she has this unreal quality that I find a lot of American stars have - she's so beautiful and glamorous and perfect, she can't possibly actually exist, y'know? I think if she was stood in front of me I wouldn't be able to speak, let alone touch her. (Also Jay-Z would beat all our asses.) Whereas Cheryl seems like a real person, she's a council estate girl made good, with foibles (like once getting drunk and punching someone) - and as it's already been pointed out, all Ashley Cole would probably do is whine to his lawyers. So I don't think the threesome would work for me, unfortunately. I could probably go for a threesome with another one of Girls Aloud, tho - Kimberley looks like she could be fun.

For me with Girls Aloud it's:

Cheryl > Kimberly > Sarah > Nadine > Nicola

[foot-loose]

Twix > Cheryl > Kimberly > Sarah > Nadine > Nicola

[Johnny 1989]

Twix > Cheryl > Kimberly > Sarah > Nadine > Nicola

Cheryl & Kimberly covered in melted chocolate > Twix > Cheryl > Kimberly > Sarah > Nadine > Nicola

[McGuinness-89]

Cheryl > Kimberly > Nadine > Sarah > Twix > Nicola.

[foot-loose]

Kit Kat > Cheryl & Kimberly covered in melted chocolate > Twix > Cheryl > Kimberly > Sarah > Nadine > Nicola > Scott Mills

[Munki Bhoy]

Nadine in her Celtic top > Kit Kat Chunky > Cheryl & Kimberly covered in melted chocolate > Twix > Cheryl > Kimberly > Sarah > Kit Kat > Nicola > Scott Mills