[Munki Bhoy]

I have a hole in my sock.

That's the only post in this whole thread that has made me laugh.

The woman who found this 'funny' is clearly a complete and utter fu*k-wit.


To reach the edge of the known Universe you'd have to travel at 183,000 miles per second (the speed of light) for 15 BILLION YEARS.

At which point the universe would have expanded further and you wouldn't be there yet.

[Lawrie]

Leeds are shit

United are


rhinos are amazing

[foot-loose]

Galaxy > Milky Way

Fact.

[Console]

At which point the universe would have expanded further and you wouldn't be there yet.

That is not a fact, it's a theory.

It's the same theory that your 'fact' was based on - if you're going to dismiss the expansion of the universe as a fact then yours would have to be dismissed, too.

[Johnny 1989]

Galaxy > Milky Way

Fact.

Surely it's:

Kit Kat > Twix > Galaxy > Milky Way

Oh and to add, I have seen the light, Kit Kat's are better than Drifters

[foot-loose]

See, I considered going down the Twix > Milky Way route, but I thought there would be too much backlash.

It's true though.

Galaxy > Twix as well.

[Nicola_Red]

Veganstore are about to have in stock vegan versions of Mars, Milky Way, Bounty and Snickers - I'm very excited by this development.

[Johnny 1989]

A duck's "quack" is the only known bird call not to echo & scientists can not work out why this is the case.

[Yudster]

Thats not a fact its a total and complete fabrication.

[Zoot]

http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.asp

[Munki Bhoy]

A duck quack can, however, sound like flatulence.

[Yudster]

Or Miss Yudster's phone.

[foot-loose]

and "dee dee dadada"?

(think about it)

[Johnny 1989]

http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.asp

Well that's me officially corrected then

[John22]

There are more Pigs than people in Denmark.

[Johnny 1989]

Also, apparently there are more sheep than people in New Zealand.

[John22]

And there are more Chickens than people in the world.

[josieeful]

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

[English Bob]

A useless fact which could become useful should ants take over the world and become our insect overlords: A single mega-colony of Argentinian ants numbers in the billions, and spans three continents!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_ne ... 127519.stm

[McGuinness-89]

More people speak klingon than welsh.

[Johnny 1989]

Although situated within the UK, the Isle Of Man is a self governing Crown Dependency and could apply for the Euro even if the UK never adopts the single currency

Residents of the Isle include: Jeremy Clarkson, Andy Kershaw, Nigel Mansel & Sir Norman Wisdom.

[Yudster]

And Mark Cavendish.

[pjordan2000]

A Queen ant can live up to 20 years

[Boboff]

Ants the one on the left.

[Yudster]

I love Boboff.