Off-topic chat. May contain offensive language or images.
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By Yudster
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I saw a thing on telly about a fat teenager (two birds with one stone there beadle) who was being referred on the NHS for a stomach bypass operation to try to lose weight. The justification for it was that he had "tried everything". Eh? The one thing he clearly hadn't tried was actually making a * effort. there was no suggestion that this lad had any hormonal or genetic issue, he was just a big, lazy, greedy arse - and because he couldn't be bothered to stick to a diet and exercise plan the NHS was willing to spend thousands and thousands on radical surgery which was designed and developed for people who really HAVE tried everything. At his age, diet and exercise would work 100%, so don't tell me he's "tried everything". His mum and dad were fat lazy greedy arses too, what a surprise.

As for that other fat, lazy, greedy drunken arse in Ireland who has wrecked his liver at the age of 18 by drinking and is now complaining because they won't let him have a liver transplant even though the * shithead left his hospital bed to go to a pub (in between giving interviews about how he only has two weeks to live) - just don't get me started.
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By Nicola_Red
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Beadle Poke wrote:...vegetarians...


managed to get over that one enough to want a topless photo from one, tho...
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By Yudster
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I think that was in the hope that your non-meat eating had certain limits.......
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By MK Chris
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If he doesn't like vegetarians, he's unlikely to be fond of vegans, isn't he...?
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By Nicola_Red
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Beadle Poke wrote: you need to re-think your life and start eating some meat.


okay, I'll get right on that, thanks.
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By Munki Bhoy
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Yudster wrote:I think that was in the hope that your non-meat eating had certain limits.......


:lol:
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By Johnny 1989
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God you must have really hated Chris Moyles last year then, seeing as he was fat.

Yes I agree with you that those fat people who whinge & whine about been fat and then go and get their stomach stapled are lazy bastards, but not everyone who is fat is a lazy bastard or falls under your sterotyping. Neither are all single mothers either, a friend of mine was with a bloke, she had a child with him, which they both agreed they wanted, he then * off saying he wasn't interested suddenly and left her to it.

I do forget that you like insult everyone & everything though don't you Beadle ;)
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By Nicola_Red
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Beadle Poke wrote:and stop getting your puppies out. Have some self respect you vile cretin. My email is jimmyjedi@msn.com and yes, i have a pay pal account.


*snorts* I'm almost tempted to send it you for making me laugh...
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By Johnny 1989
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Beadle Poke wrote:with regards to tracey and her horde of fatherless children i was referring to women who act like spunk buckets with the single goal of being on maximum benefits. Not mothers or fathers who've been unfortunate to become single, they actually deserve some form of welfare. It's tracey and her ideals of waking up at dinner time, and flicking herself off to jeremy kyle, week in, week out who inevitably spawn children who act in the only way they know how and end up like their parents, lazy, fat, and livin off the state.


Ah then I apologise, I misunderstood you. I agree, there's several near me who you can tell never have done a days work in their lives & yet have 3-4 kids by the age of 23. Obviously never heard of condoms.
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By foot-loose
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Don't listen to a word of it people - I've seen photos of Beadle, he's the size of a bin lorry.
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By MK Chris
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Beadle Poke wrote:It is true, Labour are crap, but the tories are crapper.

In the context of British politics, that's the truest thing you've ever written on here... when you look at some other countries though, we ought to be grateful with our lot.

Having said that, I don't think 'Lactating Man Nips' is a Tory.
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By Johnny 1989
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Beadle Poke wrote:And if it was down to you, David.... Single moms would be outcasts, along with anyone else who might need a helping hand from time to time. It is true, Labour are crap, but the tories are crapper.


Bloody hell, two post which Beadle Poke has posted & I agree with him, I must be moving over to the dark side 8O ;)
By bradcali
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Beadle Poke wrote:i think they should stop crying while simultaneously eating cream cakes, claiming it's 'in the genes' and they can't help it. I'm sorry, but i just don't like them. Even when i see one sat down on a bench, the train or any other public place, i feel as if i have more right to be sat down than them. As i'll be supporting thier welfare, and will be paying for thier future heart operations to keep thier tubby asses alive long enough to eat more cream cakes. I also detest gypos and mcdonalds employees. In fact i just hate people in general. Do-gooders, tree huggers, vegetarians, teenagers, butch lesbians, old people, dole scum, wheel clampers, my next door neighbour, my other next door neighbour, the kunt opposite, davina, fearn cotton, what a vile form of life we are. The sooner that giant comet smashes into the earths surface wiping out man kind the better. Idiots!

I like fat people.I think theyre funny

ps can I reccommend yoga as a means of relaxation for mind and body.works for me :)