[Nablo.]

So Jon Culshaw returned today, well that was pointless then. He sat there and hardly said a word, which seemed a shame if he was there he might as well have said something instead of sitting there doing sod all! Oh well looks like he is back to the old Friday slot now so thats not all bad.

[Eddie]

I didn't hear the whole show so I coudl be wrong (very worng) but all I heard was Chris introduce John and then he said hello its good to be back and then goodbye again straight away - i thought that was the joke - the bit I heard was so obviously pre-recorded

[gem]

Call me crazy but it sounded to me just like recorded samples. They've done this before when pretending to phone Jon if he's away.

Still miss him.

[kendra k]

especially the bit at the end, where jon makes some comment about just taking his 300 quid. it was painfully recorded. why did he leave again? i missed that bit of drama.

i like orange

[Eddie]

I don't like orange - its not easy to read - stick to black!

[Nablo.]

Well I hope my green is ok, as I'm sticking to it.

[MOnkeyu4141=4141414141]

I don't like orange - its not easy to read - stick to black!

i thought the same but coudlnt be arsed to say so

[kendra k]

okay, so my foray into orange was a complete failure. wank stains.

i guess i will be relegated to blue now... boo hoo hoo.

[Nablo.]

I could read it fine, by hey I spose the blue works even better now.

[Everlast]

okay, so my foray into orange was a complete failure. wank stains.

Wank Stains definately arent Orange

[DJPhil]

I thought it was a pre-record

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

depends what they are on everlast.

[Uglybob]

yes definitely orange if it lands on a bit of orange peel

[kendra k]

and you would know this how bob? come now, don't be coy...



wank stains!

[King_Stevotrash]

I think no bloke in this room can claim that hes hasn't greeted Mrs palm and her 5 lady daughters before...some entertain such behaviour on a regular basis no doubt.


Wank stains are definently not yellow Ken. All i would suggest is that you frequent the laundrette on a more regular basis then you currently seem to do.

[King_Stevotrash]

....unless you've been boffing some very freaky creatures. Strange girl.

[kendra k]

stevo, i've seen my share of wank stains. i used to go into my bother's room and see all the dingy white-ish spots on his black sheets. i've seen sticky adult mags, but how many guys wank off on to orange peels? that's the real question. masturbastions fine, and i don't begrusge anybody it, but masturbating on orange peels seems just a wee bit kinky, don't you think?

[Uglybob]

whatever floats your boat. i think orange peel would more of a challenge tho plus someone who is very very bored with their life. no dont look at me. i was merely trying to do a joke which you picked up as the norm for guys to do.

[King_Stevotrash]

Ejaculation is a risky process. It is concievable that a body of sperm could land on an orange peel which has been left lying on the floor during climax. It is also concievable that the sperm could appear to be tinted orange in this situation. However, this does not equate to someone specifically masturbating on fruit for sexual kicks...altough i bet the randy bugger bob has had his far share of plums in his time.

This punchline will self destruct in ten seconds.

[Uglybob]

nah i think that would be more up jonnys avenue if youve heard his voice on the human zoo clip in the sound vault.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

not only oranges are orange our toilet roll is too.

[Uglybob]

depends if you have a real serious problem if that toilet roll was originally white

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

ours is pink!

[Nablo.]

I hope you were meaning Toilet Paper

[Jonny Hoare]

thank you very much uglybob- on the toilet roll debate
the natuaral colour is white. any thing else is pure EVIL