[TIAL]

Every issue Private Eye write an imaginary extract from a celebrity's diary. This time the dubious honour goes to Chris Moyles.
I thought I'd scan and upload it.
http://www.b3tards.com/u/b7231a14edfb1aaa04ab/diary.jpg

I have to say, I do love Private Eye as a magazine - but surely there's enough going on in the political world to take the piss out of, rather than taking up column inches by making a lazy dig at a Radio DJ?

[SAV1OUR]

Makes him seem like Fred Elliot I say, I say.

Yeah, I'm alright with it unlike a Will Young fansite who think they own the poor bloke after the hoo-haa on his birthday in January. I don't mind this sort of thing, all's fair in humourland, if you can give it then you can certainly take it! Even if it is lazy, and crap and wholly mis-represenitive of him, bloody Westlife?!?!

I shan't be having a 'WILL' style shitfit about this, like the darlings on WILL's fansite, everytime they mention WILL's name they have to put it in capitals.

[JonnyYesno]

What was that? Private Eye way off again when it comes to popular culture. It's impossible to get that to work even if you try hard to imagine Moyles saying it.

Yes, an unfunny amalgam of Fred Elliot and a senile Russell Brand.

Bandwagon anyone?

[TIAL]

Private Eye way off again when it comes to popular culture.

Yeah, I think they should just stick to what they're best at. Whether they talk about popular culture they just seem to sneer at it.

Edit - and I wonder how long it's been since Chris actually played Westlife.