[Yudster]

How about "There is nothing great about having sex in a public toilet"?

That is a true statement, but so obvious it need never be spoken. Ergo -

The words "sex", "toilet" and "great" simply can't be used together Cat.

[Quincy]

it really depends on the cleanliness of the water closet and the attractiveness of the person you are having sexual relations with

ie having sex with pauline quirke in a disabled loo at clapham junction trainsation = bad

whereas rumpy pumpy in harrods toilets with jessica alba = good (before she had baby obviously)

[Zoot]

whereas rumpy pumpy in harrods toilets with jessica alba = good (before she had baby obviously)

Sooo, you have a thing for pregnant ladies???

[foot-loose]

Surely there would be a person handing out soap and towels in the Harrods toilet?

[MK Chris]

Do they have bidets in Harrod's toilets.

[MK Chris]

I ment question mark, not full stop...

[Zoot]

I ment question mark, not full stop...

You speak like um injun

[MK Chris]

* sake, a mistake in my correction?! Rubbish.

[foot-loose]

Do they have bidets in Harrod's toilets.

I've no idea.

Why?

[MK Chris]

You just tend to think it's really posh. Like people to wipe your arse or bidets and the like.

[foot-loose]

Regardless of how posh I was, I would like to think I would wipe my own arse. And wipe my own bidet.

[MK Chris]

I understand that and I would too, but I'm playing on the stereotypes of posh knobs not to do anything for themselves.

Also, I started off typing shit and now I'm typing more shit so maybe I should just stop before it gets even worse.

[foot-loose]

Typing shit, talking shit, wiping shit.

I see a common thread here.

[Yudster]

Its a whole big shit thing.

[Boboff]

Disabled Toilet, Sex, Great...........

No stairs, lots of room, and decent handles on the wall to allow creativity.

Down Side.

Having her push you out in the wheel chair after, when all you want is a cuddle.

[Bonanzoid]

You just tend to think it's really posh. Like people to wipe your arse or bidets and the like.

My flat in Spain has a bidet. I had to wash mah bawz in it when the shower was blocked.

Now there's an image.

[foot-loose]

... it is.

[Zoot]

*shudder

[Quincy]

they are for washing your anus

[Boboff]

or your lala

[Andy B]

I use it to wash my tinky winky.

I even know someone who had a po in one once. What a dipsy!

[S4B]

As long as they werern't playing with their tinky winky then it's all good!