[Uglybob]

Boxing Day this year, Jade and Kate will both bring out fitness videos. Now I know this is the popular thing to do and it seems that every no mark brings one out (didnt Vanessa) but do you actually know of anyone who has a copy. The only person I Know who has one has the Elle McPherson Workout but thats cos the guy needs muscles on his elbows if you get my drift.
Secondly Marti Pellow is bringing out an album. The title is Marti Pellow sings the songs of Wet Wet Wet. Am I the only person who saw that and went "Eh".
Lastly and bad news to all those who thought that DJ Otzi had left the building via a bad accident involving sharks and anthrax, hes back albeit in an argument. This quite funny article came from Ananova.

DJ Otzi is facing competition in the charts from his dad. The Austrian pop star has had a strained relationship with his father for years. Anton has recorded a cover version of his son's latest hit and says Otzi should allow him a small piece of his success.
Anton told German paper Bild: "My son has publicly called me a bad father and even blamed me for his testicular cancer. He ruined my career as a DJ and has forced me to have to earn money from his success. "I have to survive somehow. Otzi should at least allow me a small piece of his success." He has recorded a cover version of Otzi's latest song Today Is The Day.

At least theres some good news : DJ Otzi has Cancer, pity it wasnt his voice box.

[The Cornishman]

Genius as always Sir-but on to more important matters.
Cheese or Moot?

[ASG]

Moot, although I am usualy on a staple diet of cheese and milk...