[Zoot]

I'll give you a clue - the answer 'Left' is either right or wrong, although if the answer IS left, then it's not right, is it!

[Bonanzoid]

I hate you Zoot.

[Boboff]

So right is right?

[MK Chris]

Is this one of those mix up things with left / right and wrong / right? People try to be funny by doing that when you're deciding who serves first in table tennis:
'what hand is the ball in?'
'your left'
'you're right'

or conversely:
'your right'
'you're wrong'

So going on that assumption if the answer needs to be right, then the bus must be moving right. Right?

[Zoot]

Ah you're all boring bastards, the answer is:
The Bus is traveling to the right, because there is no door that we can see therefore it must be on the other side, and in the UK doors are on the Curb side of the bus.

Console and Foot-loose both got the answer correct with the right (or left...) reasoning.

NO-ONE is allowed to moan at the poor-arse nature of the answer, ok!

[Zoot]

Sorry to double post - Topher, I bet you can turn ANY conversation to one involving table tennis.

[Boboff]

That actually makes allot of sense.

Thanks

[foot-loose]

Is this one of those mix up things with left / right and wrong / right? People try to be funny by doing that when you're deciding who serves first in table tennis:
'what hand is the ball in?'
'your left'
'you're right'

or conversely:
'your right'
'you're wrong'

Jeez. And there was me thinking that ping pongers would have a really boring sense of humour!

[Bonanzoid]

It does actually. Damn you Zoot and your infallible logic.

[Bonanzoid]

Sorry for double post, but I'm going to hijack this too.

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

[MK Chris]

Sorry to double post - Topher, I bet you can turn ANY conversation to one involving table tennis.

Ha, apologies.. 'twas just the first thing that entered my mind.

Is this one of those mix up things with left / right and wrong / right? People try to be funny by doing that when you're deciding who serves first in table tennis:
'what hand is the ball in?'
'your left'
'you're right'

or conversely:
'your right'
'you're wrong'

Jeez. And there was me thinking that ping pongers would have a really boring sense of humour!

That is the unfunny ones to be fair, I know some who are a great laugh.

[Bonanzoid]

Sorry for double post, but I'm going to hijack this too.

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

Zoot and Console have got it. Is it too easy?

[Zoot]

Sorry for double post, but I'm going to hijack this too.

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

Zoot and Console have got it. Is it too easy?

Nope, Console and I are just obviously more clevererer.

[Bonanzoid]

Oh, here's a better one.

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet. Why?

[foot-loose]

That is the unfunny ones to be fair, I know some who are a great laugh.

One of them told me a joke the other day.

So a waiter is playing ping pong. His game was crap but he was great at serving.

Rock on.

[MK Chris]

Did I really put 'that is the unfunny ones'?! Oh dear.

[Yudster]

.......... doors are on the Curb side of the bus.

Kerb. Kerb and curb are different words.

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it.

Had he been reading this thread?

[Bonanzoid]

Haw haw Yuds. Feck off.

[Zoot]

.......... doors are on the Curb side of the bus.

Kerb. Kerb and curb are different words.

They are, but apparently they can mean the same thing -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curb_(road)

[Console]

'Curb' is American, 'kerb' is British.

[Bonanzoid]

OK, here's the answer to the first - Brad is not a cat (teehee Tofu) he is in fact a window cleaner and he didn't jump out the window, he jumped in.

[S4B]

Five men were going into a church and it started to rain. Four of the men got wet but one of them stayed dry. How? (There are no umbrellas involved!!)

[foot-loose]

I've got a joke about this one once you have posted the answer.

Someone remind me.

[MK Chris]

If you post the joke now, does it give the answer away?

[foot-loose]

Yes.