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By Johnny 1989
#371738
Beadle Poke wrote:Loud, dry, odourless, lengthy and extremley satisfying.


Lay off the dry roasted peanut & baked beans & you should be able to stop all that.
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By dimtimjim
#371806
I'm pleased you deemed this subject to be worth sharing, Beadle.

Next time your struck down with 'both ends', do be sure to let us know....!!
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By MK Chris
#371809
That's nothing, in the old days we used to talk about some reet rotten subjects.

viewtopic.php?p=279120#p279120
viewtopic.php?p=195627#p195627
viewtopic.php?p=126017#p126017
viewtopic.php?p=80242#p80242

Interestingly, I just went through some of Gaspode's old posts to find them...
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By Yudster
#371894
You'll have to remember that for the Christmas party.
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By foot-loose
#371898
Beadle Poke wrote:
dimtimjim wrote:I'm pleased you deemed this subject to be worth sharing, Beadle.

Next time your struck down with 'both ends', do be sure to let us know....!!


Looking at the current state of the boards I'd say this was a worthy topic.

It pains me to agree with you.
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By dimtimjim
#371939
And breathe.....!!
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By AndyJ
#371945
Dominos Pizza makes me fart !

Haven't seen you for a while Beadle, Where have you been? its been quiet, welcome back!
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By Boboff
#371951
AndyJ wrote:Dominos Pizza makes me fart !

Haven't seen you for a while Beagle, Where have you been? its been quiet, welcome back! Don't pick on me please, I will say you are really funny, and you can have my dinner money and I will carry your bags home from school. please


I think Beadle Poke went to Iceland to get a party ring.
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By AndyJ
#371954
Don't pick on me please, I will say you are really funny, and you can have my dinner money and I will carry your bags home from school. please



I don't have any dinner money, and pick on me if you like, I couldn't care less. Got more inportant things to worry about than some one else sitting at their computer typing a few insults....
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By Munki Bhoy
#371960
Awesome. I love getting under the skin of the loud mouth "LOOK AT ME!!!!" morons of the world.
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By Yudster
#371976
boboff wrote:
AndyJ wrote:Dominos Pizza makes me fart !

Haven't seen you for a while Beagle, Where have you been? its been quiet, welcome back! Don't pick on me please, I will say you are really funny, and you can have my dinner money and I will carry your bags home from school. please


I think Beadle Poke went to Iceland to get a party ring.

I love you boboff.
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By Yudster
#371987
I can't be bothered. Tell you what, everyone else do it, and I'll tag along.
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By Yudster
#371989
Gimme a few days. I'm ill.
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By foot-loose
#371991
Beadle Poke wrote:Foots- I blame the people who get offended by me for turning these boards into skid-marked size 18 pants. You hear that bitches? You've ruined everything. You and your tree hugging antics, world peace and vegetarianism. It reached boiling point when that hairy armed Munkiboy organism turned up on the scene, trying to fit in like a glove, but standing out like fresh turd on a winters morning. Shouting the odds on how we all should be behaving, then contradicting himself five minutes later insulting the OP. He is a contradictorary politically correct virus that spreads throughout the world smothering everything with slime. I blame him.

While I agree that the board needs a bit more fun about it (and there is always time for a thread on farting) don't go bringing me in on yer attack on Munki - a) I like him 2) he's scottish and iii) He's frae feegie and can kill us all.
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By Munki Bhoy
#371993
foot-loose wrote: iii) He's frae feegie and can kill us all.


Ironically, with nothing more than a good fart.
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By Boboff
#372043
Beadle Poke wrote:
Bob, would you please stop trying to destroy my fan club you hypercock. Just accept the fact that people will always give me their dinner money, that's just the way it is. In return I will cause drama and be a hate figure for people who enjoy clubbing together and having a pop at a someone they secretly aspire to be like.

In retrospect I am the reason you'll find your close cyber bonds, you will all have a common ground in hating me. You might even actually meet up and bum each other. I will be controversial, argumentitive and talk utter shite, all becuase the lady loves milk tray, and you, yes you, get a kick out of bumming someones open defiance against the King of these here boards in the hope that he'll bum you back. You're always right behind me, Bob, I can feel your hot foul breath breathing down my neck. Give it a rest and just enjoy the few moments this board has to offer. Like watching Monkhi boy using me as his personal crusade in getting people to believe he's a real tough guy who'll stand up for his rights and won't back down from anyone, when we all know he's nothing but an anorexic Silverback. Whoa.

It's time to all unite against me and to rid this world of Beadlism.


With your steaming turds in the morning reference and now your foul breath on the back of your neck references I think you really must have been stuck in a Monty Python sketch for far too long.

As far as Monki boy goes, any one who spends more time trimming their beard than wanking is not to be trusted.

As far as entertainment goes I have recently found the delights ofhttp://www.coturnixcorner.com/forum/ a forum dedicated to the keeping of quail to be very interesting and highly entertaining. Only this week there was hell up when a 14 year old chap misrepresented an incubator (incy as we call them) on ebay.

So, with your guttural references and base language, your obvious delight in causing offense, and random off the wall humorous observations stick around if you like, or not, either way you really are deluding yourself if you actually think anyone really gives a * rats ass.
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By foot-loose
#372116
Beadle Poke wrote:Anyway, I beg to differ - you wanna see the state of my inbox. People love me around here munchkin, .

Bollocks.

I'm the first to PM you since I last PMd you!

Bluff - called.
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By MK Chris
#372132
foot-loose wrote:I'm the first to PM you since I last PMd you!

Out of curiosity, how do you know this and what was the time frame between the first PM and the second one?
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By foot-loose
#372146
First of all, the last PM was about three weeks ago. Secondly, my previous post was meant to go to him as a PM.

I * it up.

I hoped noone would notice.




I still say that i'm right though.
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By Munki Bhoy
#372194
So the answer was no, it's tiny by comparison. Cool, at least everyone knows that now. Thanks for sharing. We'll help you through your problems. It's good to talk.