Beadle Poke wrote:
Bob, would you please stop trying to destroy my fan club you hypercock. Just accept the fact that people will always give me their dinner money, that's just the way it is. In return I will cause drama and be a hate figure for people who enjoy clubbing together and having a pop at a someone they secretly aspire to be like.
In retrospect I am the reason you'll find your close cyber bonds, you will all have a common ground in hating me. You might even actually meet up and bum each other. I will be controversial, argumentitive and talk utter shite, all becuase the lady loves milk tray, and you, yes you, get a kick out of bumming someones open defiance against the King of these here boards in the hope that he'll bum you back. You're always right behind me, Bob, I can feel your hot foul breath breathing down my neck. Give it a rest and just enjoy the few moments this board has to offer. Like watching Monkhi boy using me as his personal crusade in getting people to believe he's a real tough guy who'll stand up for his rights and won't back down from anyone, when we all know he's nothing but an anorexic Silverback. Whoa.
It's time to all unite against me and to rid this world of Beadlism.
With your steaming turds in the morning reference and now your foul breath on the back of your neck references I think you really must have been stuck in a Monty Python sketch for far too long.
As far as Monki boy goes, any one who spends more time trimming their beard than wanking is not to be trusted.
As far as entertainment goes I have recently found the delights of
http://www.coturnixcorner.com/forum/ a forum dedicated to the keeping of quail to be very interesting and highly entertaining. Only this week there was hell up when a 14 year old chap misrepresented an incubator (incy as we call them) on ebay.
So, with your guttural references and base language, your obvious delight in causing offense, and random off the wall humorous observations stick around if you like, or not, either way you really are deluding yourself if you actually think anyone really gives a * rats ass.