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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#35815
In the first of what maybe a series if i get em right i bring you a betting tip. Everton are 21/10 with will hills to beat Newcastle in the Worthless Cup on wednesday night. Bear in mind that everton have won 4 out of their last 5 games and the last 2 away from home.

Also bear in mind Newcastle played a tough local derby tonight (monday) and have arsenal on the weekend followed by the champions league next week. take into account everton will probably be one of the few taking this trophy seriously an its a fair bet......
By Benjoo
#35819
i dont reguarly bet but this sounds good, so, if i was to put £20 on how much would i get back
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By MK Chris
#37060
We were unlucky Gaspode... I reckon you're right though - saving ourselves for the Gooners this weekend! :)
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#37063
yeah well lost my money cos technically it was a draw but we were stupid not to win it in normal time on one of our worst performances. Tip for this weekend Man Utd to win derby an Van Nistlerooy to score first ( i know not a huge gamble but i bet you'd get 8-1)
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By MK Chris
#37064
I don't understand odds anyway, but I reckon we have a pretty good chance against the scummy Arsenal
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#37067
nah cant see it really a draw an you should be happy.
By Everlast
#37110
Scholes is at a 10-1 to score first for Man U which is always worth a flutter
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#37119
ive back giggs also at 10-1. also have Man Utd, Chelsea, Southampton, Arsenal, Everton, Bradford to win..... i only need 4 to be right.
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By Sidders
#37184
Did you put your money on? If not then it's a good job looking at the results. Man City were bound to win in their last local derby at their current stadium.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#37308
beaten cos of an andy coal goal in the 90th minute.... reminds me of when he missed loads of sitters against west ham an blackburn won the title cos of it.... (it didnt really remind me that much but Everton won the FA Cup that year and i though i could mention that too.... ebbrell to limpar.... Rideout...... GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!)

Anyway so far my tips of the week have been rubbish so this week i intend to study the form an come back with a dead cert.....
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By Sidders
#37356
I'm going to bet on the opposite of whatever you say.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#37359
hey ive been unlucky everton won but not in normal time and i lost yesterday cos of a injury time goal. as i say next week will be a cert.....

anyway a long shot for anyone who likes a risk today redknapp at 14-1 to be first scorer...
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By Uglybob
#37375
bugger, dont say that. he wont then
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#37427
ahem ceefax had dodgy information on him playing but even i cant be expected to predict spurs this season great one week awful the next.....
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#38254
i am really struggling to come up with any sort of tip with decent odds this weekend so im going to play safe an hope to break my duck (not much chance). Ok Man Utd to win at west ham (shit at home), arsenal to beat tottenham, and a west brom - villa draw. Not great an im not confident but there ya go...

Outside bet: Okotcha to score first in Bolton v Leeds
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By magenta
#38264
Rob Hulse was something like 4-1 to finish top scorer in D2, definitely gonna happen (Y)
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By MK Chris
#38466
Bit late, but I haven't been on since... Did anyone see the classic thatwas Newcastle/Feyenoord? I couldn't sit down for a minute! :D
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#38483
Beethoven wrote:(it didnt really remind me that much but Everton won the FA Cup that year and i though i could mention that too.... ebbrell to limpar.... Rideout...... GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!)


ahem it seems my tips are as good as my facts. John Ebbrell did in fact miss the 1995 FA Cup final through injury...... however the other two were right.

hmmm one for uglybob here. derbys are notoriously unpredictable yet hills are offering 5-1 on spurs winning. at them odds its worth a try anyway. also what i have put bet on this week to win: Charlton (4-1), Southampton (4-1). also can i just say thanks to the git at work who got celtic to win at 3-1 on thursday an didnt tell me....
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#38570
ahem can i just mention if you put the same amount of money on all 3 above (spurs, charlton, soton) you would have come out in profit. also the tip of the week is still on after 2 correct today..... just manyoo to win.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#38646
well my tip failed at the last again as all of them have. fortunetly i had it on a trixie so i still won.....
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By Sidders
#38727
The moral of this story is don't gamble. Especially with Gaspode's tips.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#38800
ah stick with me folks its a few teething troubles but i will win.....
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#39316
ok simple tip this week leeds an blackburn to both win away.
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By Sidders
#39329
Leeds are never going to win away.
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By Gigglyboots
#39356
Give it time..They will!