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By Andy B
#366280
Was Jesus always late then?
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By Sunny So Cal
#366303
foot-loose wrote:So basically, you're Jesus?


Don't! I beg of you! Stop feeding into it! Now he's God?
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By Munki Bhoy
#366307
I have always preferred being a summer baby. Folk with birthdays near Christmas tend to either get less pressies or less valuable pressies.

Yeah, it's the one thing I'm just plain greedy about.
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By rustybike
#366323
I kinda feel sorry for xmas babies as people usually combine their xmas and birthday presents together.
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By Andy B
#366343
Yep. My mate and his girlfriend got me a joint present for birthday and Xmas between them. I got them seperate birthday and xmas presents each!

Bastards!
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By Yudster
#366376
No-one ever does that to Miss Yudster. She does very well out of having a Christmas birthday. If anything, people take extra care to make sure she doesn't feel its overlooked.
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By S4B
#366404
Maybe Miss Yudster's mates like her but Andy's mates don't really like him?
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By Yudster
#366430
Miss Yudster's friends certainly are a remarkable bunch. The kind of kids who really restore your confidence in that generation.
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By Boboff
#366735
As a new years eve Baby, I think that it doesn't matter, what day your birthday is, as long as it does not match another "date" in the diary. So 24th ok, 30th ok, 25th & 31st NOT OK, everyone ignores you and does there own thing.

*Brushes chip off shoulder.
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By Andy B
#366746
But 31st is an "eve" day, not the actual day. I always think it's a bummer for people born on 3rd Jan. No-one wants to party then.
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By Zoot
#368091
Not long to go now Chris... do you have the overnight bag all packed?
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By Boboff
#368116
Ah, he is so eloquent isn't he. What a lovely out pouring of emotion concerning his fears and trepidations about his imminent arrival.
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By Sunny So Cal
#368138
Perhaps he doesn't have any fears or trepidations about this joyful event? Alternatively, maybe he doesn't feel like indulging a bunch of internet randoms with his innermost thoughts? Or, the most likely scenario, he was busy, had nothing further to say and felt that his succinct reply would have to suffice?
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By S4B
#368456
How's she doing Chris? Bet she can't wait to be rid of the weight now. Have you been made to clear out all the cupboards and repaint the house yet? I remember repainting our hall, stairs and landing the night before I had to go in to be induced, I had so much paint on my bump the midwives actually got out the white spirit to remove it!
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By Sunny So Cal
#368464
boboff wrote:Sorry Gran.


No worries, Nell.
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By Chris
#426109
Remember this?
Chris wrote:I'll soon be someone's ...

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... well ...

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:)
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By DevilsDuck
#426115
Has she tried Weight Watchers?
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By Yudster
#426118
Wow - they could be twins! Congratulations Chris and Mrs Chris.
By bmstinton93
#426129
Congratulations. Now we can start a sweepstake on what the baby might be called! :P
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By Sidders
#426153
DevilsDuck wrote:Has she tried Weight Watchers?

Is that a new contraceptive?

Congratulations Chris. I'm also going to be Uncle Sidders come July.
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By Ilovematt
#426159
Chris wrote:Remember this?
Chris wrote:I'll soon be someone's ...

bump.jpg


... well ...

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:)


Congratulations to you both plus bump :) Hope everything goes well x x x

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