[Johnny Karate]

It also looks like one of the tweenies, or Vera off coronation street, god bless her soul.

[Munki Bhoy]

Tell you what should happen - every restaurant and food outlet in the country should contact every one of us and ask us to specify our own personal definition of a pie, and then they should word their menus accordingly.

You people are being very silly.

Yup, But I'll bet you can find EU legislation that is sillier when it comes to food.

[TIAL]

*drool*

That looks really nice, I've not tried parsley liquor before - I might have a go at making some.

[Sunny So Cal]

My God. I'm not sure what's sillier. The fact that you all wrote 2 pages about pastry crust (and the lack thereof) or the fact that I just read it all.

[foot-loose]

The fact you didn't state an opinion is your biggest weakness.

[Jacqueline]

I reckon the word "pie" implies that it should be a stand alone item. It shouldn't need a pot to sit in.

Pies are stronger than that- if they need something to sit in, foil is all they need, and that should be discarded before consumption

[foot-loose]

*drool*

That looks revolting.

Like someone has had a sneezing issue all over it.

[Yudster]

*vomits*

[Jacqueline]

That's not too appetising...

[Munki Bhoy]

Reminds me of Parsley Sauce actually, which is frick...

No, I'm not doing it.

[Jacqueline]

I like parsley sauce, but it shouldn't be that green

[MK Chris]

Reminds me of Parsley Sauce actually

That's exactly what it is, except it's called 'liquor'.

[Sunny So Cal]

The fact you didn't state an opinion is your biggest weakness.

Feck off. My opinion is the one Topher posted looks nasty, there's too much fat in the pastry part of a pie and I wouldn't eat the meat out of it. Therefore, I don't do pies unless they're a sweet dessert item.

Oh. I also agree with Yuds. Topher's picture looks like your elephant funk again.

[foot-loose]

Topher's picture looks like your elephant funk again.

It really doesn't.

[Yudster]

Reminds me of Parsley Sauce actually

That's exactly what it is, except it's called 'liquor'.

And almost the worst thing about liqour is that its pronounced "licker". Bleargh.

[MK Chris]

Tastes nice though. And let's face it, anything that green that I think tastes nice has got to be a good thing.

[Yudster]

Do you pick your nose? I rest my case.

[MK Chris]

I don't think snot tastes nice, if that's what you're saying... having said that, though, I haven't tasted it for a good few years.

[Jacqueline]

My snot's only green if I'm ill.

And I haven't tasted it either

[Sunny So Cal]

Topher's picture looks like your elephant funk again.

It really doesn't.

You're right. The colour's off a tad bit. It looks more like your latest signature. Have you been dipping your face into Topher's parsley liquor?

[foot-loose]

I wish.

[Jacqueline]

Much as it is non- appetising- it may be tasty-

If you asked for a meal with parsley taste and that turned up, I wouldn't be that bothered because it could be worse to be honest...

[foot-loose]

It's not what is on the plate that is the worst part, its how its presented.

I want a sprig of parsley on the top. A SPRIG DAMNIT!

[MK Chris]

It's pie and mash. What you see is what you get. And what you get is good.

[foot-loose]

Pie and mash with added shit.