[Zoot]

This is a serious message to everybody on chrismoyles.net right now. Peace and love, peace and love
I want to tell you, please -- after the 20th of October, do not send fan mail to any address that you have. Nothing will be signed after the 20th of October. If that has the date on the envelope, it's going to be tossed.I'm warning you with peace and love I have too much to do. So no more fan mail, thank you, thank you, and no objects to be signed. Nothing.

Love, Zootxx

[Boboff]

I sent you my left breast a week ago and I still haven't got it back.

[Zoot]

I sent you my left breast a week ago and I still haven't got it back.

Oh yea, urm, trust me, you won't want that back now...

[Munki Bhoy]

Cool, I'll send you a pancake next week.

[S4B]

I still haven't got that pair of boxers you promised to send me! The clean ones though!