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By foot-loose
#361971
It doesn't matter - you can be running underneath it like Fred Flintstone for all I care - as long as it is being moved safely, with confidence and out of my way - all is just dandy!

It's still not driving though.
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By Sunny So Cal
#361989
Now that paints a funny picture. S4, cut some holes underneath and do that, would you? It'd really save on petrol! And you could be Barney Rubble for Halloween! Speaking of Halloween, Foots, I still have the hotdog and banana costumes! ;)
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By foot-loose
#361991
Christ. Was that piss a year ago?

From memory, the only thing that stopped it happening last year was the time to get it over here. I think you might have enough time this year now?

Get it sorted.



*puts the wine down*
*groans*
I'm gonna regret saying that.
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By ladbroke
#362002
Yudster wrote:
foot-loose wrote:
S4B wrote:Drive a car? Yep but only an automatic

That's not driving. That's just steering.

Totally true. Automatics are for lazy people, incompetent drivers and Americans.


Up until a year ago I would've agreed. My Mrs is lucky enough to get a rather posh car with her job, and there's nothing better than an automatic, with cruise control and heated seats. It's honestly more comfortable than my lounge. If it had a shower and PC I'd consider living in it :) I wouldn't call it lazy, it's just less hassle and nicer to be stuck in traffic with. My god I'm getting old!
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By Yudster
#362006
I'm only joking anyway. I have only driven an automatic a couple of times - its great fun, I like it.
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By MK Chris
#362012
My mum drives an automatic when she drives her car (which my Grandad gave her, she didn't choose an automatic), a manual Sprinter at work and a manual when she drives Steve's Focus.. I don't know how she remembers when to change gear. I've never driven an automatic.
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By Sunny So Cal
#362022
foot-loose wrote:Christ. Was that piss a year ago?

From memory, the only thing that stopped it happening last year was the time to get it over here. I think you might have enough time this year now?

Get it sorted.



*puts the wine down*
*groans*
I'm gonna regret saying that.


HAHAHA. Yes, it was a year ago! You said it would cost me hundreds to FedEx them to you! I also have a sexy devil costume but I'm not sure how good you'd look in my red satin bustier, platinum wig and fishnet stockings!
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By Sunny So Cal
#362030
You do? Has Rusty been having chats with you?
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By S4B
#362033
;) I can appreciate a gorgeous woman scantily/sexily clad if I want to! Post the pic!
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By Andy B
#362035
I second that, feel free to post or PM them!
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By Sunny So Cal
#362039
That reminds me. I just saw Graham Norton last night and he had Eddie Izzard on and even though I've been watching The Riches, I hadn't noticed how sexy Eddie was before. Wow. I may go post him in the Beautiful People thread!
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By Sunny So Cal
#362044
Hahahaha. I'll give a look about for them but if you think I'm posting them, you've clearly smoked your tea. If I didn't post the Moyles pics from L.A., what makes you think I'll post those?!
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By Andy B
#362046
As I said PM's are also very welcome.
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By Sunny So Cal
#362066
You're both so very weird.
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By Zoot
#362069
Andy B wrote:As I said PM's are also very welcome.

What he said....
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By Sunny So Cal
#362070
Et tu, Brute?
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By Zoot
#362078
I think there's a disease you can catch from doing that...
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By MK Chris
#362132
Zoot wrote:
Andy B wrote:As I said PM's are also very welcome.

What he said....

Don't forget me..

charlalottie wrote:Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds? No

You're kidding, right? You need to lay off the fags* young lady.

*cigarettes
By tsb
#362162
Read music notation - yes
Use chopsticks - god no
Hold your breath for longer than 30 seconds - yes
Swim - easily
Bake bread without looking at a recipe - nope
Down a pint in less than 10 seconds - depends wat it is
Eat a hot curry - heat hot or chemically hot?? but yes to both
knit - nope
Change a nappy - yea
Ride a motorbike - yup got one :D
Play a musical instrument - yes four
Skate board - used ot be able to
Gut a fish - yes
Cook a roast dinner - i cant even cook a pizza
Sing - not well
Recite all of the lyrics to the Theme tune to 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air' - totally!
Recite all of the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody - not all of them
Kick higher than your head - never tried it
Crack your knuckles - all the time
Drive a car - god no
Put somebody into the recovery position- indeed i can
Curl your tongue - yes
Get your foot behind your head- yes but it hurts alot
Whistle - yes in three different ways.
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By MK Chris
#362168
tsb wrote:Read music notation - yes

Bollocks

tsb wrote:Eat a hot curry - heat hot or chemically hot?? but yes to both

If a person refers to a curry as 'hot' (depending on the context), they usually mean spicy. In this context you can assume Zoot meant spicy, I'd have thought that was obvious.

tsb wrote:Ride a motorbike - yup got one :D

Bollocks.

tsb wrote:Play a musical instrument - yes four

Bollocks.

tsb wrote:Whistle - yes in three different ways.

Is one of those ways out of your arse?
By tsb
#362169
wtf is your problem, you dont know anything about me and so sayin bollacks to things that i can do wen u dont know is harsh. and for you're imformation when you are grade 8 piano you have to read music. idiot.