[Bridgie]

for my last birthday my sis' and her boyfriend bought me, amongst other things, one of those porn versions of a real film and my mum happened to be watching as i unwrapped "gladiator eroticus - the lesbian who seduced an empire".

quite funny really. the look on her face was a classic when she asked who bought it for me and i said it was my sister.

bridgie

[Uglybob]

the bare witch project is a classic

[Nablo.]

Then there is the Erotic Witch Project as well.

[Adam]

Porn Films- what a good thread that could be... Shame there is 14 y/olds here

fhm is running the best porn films ever...

[Chief Erf]

whos says 14yr olds dont watch porn

[Gigglyboots]

Gosh you yap about what you want, dont mind me.

[Lawrie]

my fave porn film is "the woodchopper" its about a guy (played by "matt le meat") whos in a wood and these two women see him..and walk over...and erm....yeah they are happy for 3/4 of an hour before one of the girls wakes up from her daydream

[Adam]

steady onnn...

[Nablo.]

Ah he didn't tell us all the details so don't matter, sure the little kids won't mind really.

[Uglybob]

you cant a beat a bit of jenna jameson

tho if stan collymore still has that video...

[Lawrie]

i dont like her she has a nice face but theirs something wierd about her

[Bridgie]

in fhm a couple of months ago jenna jameson was saying that guys should eat their own (cough cough). how sick

[Bridgie]

rapidly killing off the conversation

[Everlast]

If Topher is here he will back me up. In our local papers in MK they had a cover story about police moving in on people who were selling illegal "high strengh porn" at the local car boot sale. tis a shame i never knew the was decent porn available in MK

[Bridgie]

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[Uglybob]

i dont like her she has a nice face but theirs something wierd about her

whats weird about her, shes a nympho

[Sam]

What's a nympho? I know, I know, I've been taking stupid pills today.

[Uglybob]

a girl addicted to sex

my dream person

[Lawrie]

shes ok..i would..shes a 5 pinter but shes wierd

nuff said

[Uglybob]

i think you mean she needs 5 pints before sleeping with you perhaps

[Lawrie]

even so after 5 pints its more of a chance then what you would have with her!

[Gigglyboots]

Meow! lol.

[Lawrie]

lol

[Uglybob]

i will not retaliate because its far too easy.

[Lawrie]

lol.....very respectful bob....thats my weekly abuse session finished