[foot-loose]

I'm back and my teeth are looking good.

The woman attacked them with a long sharp pointy thing and proceeded to stick said thing in my gums repeatedly. I kinda take it for granted that these people are trained proffessionals and not the actual sadists that they come across as. I really wouldn't be surprised if they just have some sorta pain fetish.

And as per usual - she sticks this metallic pain device in my poor mouth then tells me my gums are bleeding! Ive got news for ya darling - if you stab me, i will bleed!

[rustybike]

The woman attacked them with a long sharp pointy thing and proceeded to stick said thing in my gums repeatedly.

if you stab me, i will bleed!

So. Many. Comments. Trying. To. Resist. ARGH!

[Andy B]

I got sacked today.

[foot-loose]

What??

Why?

[SAV1OUR]

He said "screw you all I've been invited to become a global dictator for the new revolution!"

[S4B]

I got sacked today.

Oh babe. You ok? Course you're not stupid question.

What??

Why?

I'll stick with those

[Andy B]

I haves decided to live off benefits for the rest of my life. I see all these stories about people loving the high life then I figure so can I!

Ah well. More exciting stuff here I come. It's incentive for me to get a proper job.

Anyone need a rent boy?

[Munki Bhoy]

I'm back and my teeth are looking good.

The woman attacked them with a long sharp pointy thing and proceeded to stick said thing in my gums repeatedly. I kinda take it for granted that these people are trained proffessionals and not the actual sadists that they come across as. I really wouldn't be surprised if they just have some sorta pain fetish.

And as per usual - she sticks this metallic pain device in my poor mouth then tells me my gums are bleeding! Ive got news for ya darling - if you stab me, i will bleed!

I usually get that, but I was obviously so impressive today that I didn't even get that bit! I swear they clean bits you can only get into with a big pointy stick. I've tried everything to avoid it. Floss gets in between the teeth, but this seems to go in between the gum and the teeth.

Actually, I can think of one other thing that does it. Popcorn. If someone can invent popcorn that cleans your teeth we will have no need for the vicious metal stick.

[foot-loose]

Popcorn is a cracking shout actually. Crest should market that idea. Or Colgate.

I went through a phase a while back eating loads of the stuff thanks to Kendra off here!

[Munki Bhoy]

I stupidly bought a large deal while at the cinema last night. The guy behind the counter asked me what I wanted while I was still thinking and I blurted out what I was reading. One giant bucket of Pepsi Max and a house size bucket of popcorn later...

I did of course eat the whole lot. There's too much waste food these days, ask the Prime Minister!

[foot-loose]

Theres also a credit crunch! You must have had to take out a small mortgage to pay for all that food. It would be bad at the Showcase. It would be worse at the Cineworld!

[Bruvva]

It has to be said, popcorn in cinemas is one of my pet hates. Why, when you're somewhere where the sound is important do people insist on eating something that makes an absolute racket? You may as well have a top hat vendor outside so people can sit in front of you obscuring your view while other gluttonous * plough through the industrial size vats of popcorn preventing you from hearing what's going on as well.

[S4B]

Oooh ranty! I don'tlike it cos it tastes of nothing and because people throw it about a lot in the cinema's in Peterborough!

[Munki Bhoy]

It was neither Showcase now Cineworld. It was Odeon. It was also Orange Wednesdays and as such the two buckets of juice and the bucket of popcorn cost more than the two tickets did. I had to eat the popcorn myself due to restrictions imposed by the points system of weight watchers on my other half.

And just to keep Bruvva happy, I actually finished it before Hancock started. A new personal record for me. Fat c-word.

[ladbroke]

Popcorn is worth it just for when you get the really sweet bit! As for salted popcorn,just WHY? Gross.

[MK Chris]

Popcorn is horrible. If you want toffee, why not just eat toffee without the popcorn underneath it?

[foot-loose]

Why put butter on your toast?

Why not just eat the toast and have a spoonful of butter on the side?

Instead of putting the mayo in the bacon buttie - why not eat the bacon, the roll and the mayo seperatly?

[Zoot]

Instead of putting the mayo in the bacon buttie...

You mean you're GAY???????

[Bruvva]

cinema's

BAD S4B!

[MK Chris]

Why put butter on your toast?

Because toast with hot melted margarine (I don't like butter) is great.

Why not just eat the toast and have a spoonful of butter on the side?

Toast and butter (or margarine) compliment each other. Toffee and popcorn don't.. toffee is great, why would you ruin it with popcorn?

Instead of putting the mayo in the bacon buttie - why not eat the bacon, the roll and the mayo seperatly?

I didn't know you'd seen me eat before?!

[rustybike]

I haves decided to live off benefits for the rest of my life. I see all these stories about people loving the high life then I figure so can I!

Ah well. More exciting stuff here I come. It's incentive for me to get a proper job.

Anyone need a rent boy?

Sorry to hear that Andy, it's their loss.

Hope you find something soon. You're hair is going to get out of control if you don't keep the haircuts going!!

[Munki Bhoy]

I prefer butter popcorn to all else.

[rustybike]

I like salt AND sweet together! Yum!

[DevilsDuck]

I like salt AND sweet together! Yum!

[S4B]

Annoying me today - the weather, I wish it'd make up its mind. I don't mind rain and I don't mind sun however I do mind them botha t the same time. Couldn't even find a rainbow!