Off-topic chat. May contain offensive language or images.

Is Eurovision a joke?

Yes
5
83%
No
1
17%
User avatar
By Bruvva
#343422
Basically it's a scandinavian/baltic/balkan cluster * isn't it?
#343424
S4B wrote:To be honest I would have voted for the pirates over us! Did you actually vote?


Oh What a surprise Finland voted for Norway! This is a very good geography lesson for my kids!


Nah i didn't vote in the end. We should change the name of United Kingdom to something beginning with A at least then we'd have a better chance of not finishing bottom!! Stupid contest....
User avatar
By Bruvva
#343427
Bruvva wrote:Basically it's a scandinavian/baltic/balkan cluster * isn't it?


I particularly enjoyed the greek and armenian entries. They was pwetty.
User avatar
By Bruvva
#343429
How did I just quote myself, I emant to quote S4B.

Stoopid bottles of wine.
User avatar
By S4B
#343430
Well I was wondering that. Western Europe seem to be a bit cross!

Wogan: Possibly Goodbye Western Europe

It was even a bit too obvious for me! Russia may win every year! Do you think that's why they split the USSR into such small pieces?
User avatar
By rustybike
#343435
foot-loose wrote:me too!





**foots catches sight of the half naked man on stage**










(almost)


Excellent!

I just wish the diddy dyke, who won it last year, had the same aversion to clothing (even though I do like women in suits)... especially seeing as every other female in the contest seems to lose their clothing somehow.
User avatar
By rustybike
#343447
A woman in a suit, for me, will always pull my strings, so I was a bit tainted from the start anyways - but even so, thinking of her without the suit I still think she was rather cute... but not too high up there though, like you said, especially if I compare her to my second wife P!nk.
User avatar
By Bruvva
#343449
S4B wrote:
Bruvva wrote:How did I just quote myself, I emant to quote S4B.

Stoopid bottles of wine.


How much have you had!? You can't even spell!


Pfft, I'm still sobber..just my hund/eye coorfination's a byut wonky.

foot-loose wrote:Now, i'm not too qualified to talk of attractive women, but I wouldn't have put the "diddy dyke" too high up there?


She looked like jeanette krankie.
User avatar
By S4B
#343450
I actually have! I have had an epiphany tonight. I don't care that we won't win I just wish there was a fairer way for us to lose! Even Wogan sounded a little fed up of it tonight.
User avatar
By rustybike
#343452
If only there was a way you could deduct points or ban a country from next years contest if there was obvious political voting going on.
User avatar
By rustybike
#343454
Bruvva wrote:
She looked like jeanette krankie.


HA HA! A little. If anything she looks a bit like Rosie O'donnell!*










*Great. I've just ruined the only good thing, in my eyes, to come out from Eurovision!
User avatar
By TIAL
#343456
Perhaps the size of the country should relate to the percentage of the overall say they have?
It would stop all of the small Eastern-block countries voting for each other!
User avatar
By S4B
#343565
ladbroke wrote:He's more or less been saying for years it's rigged anyway. He always seemed to love the 'crapness' of it, and all the political voting that went on.


Yeah but this year was a TOTAL farce, it usually makes me laugh but this year was just ridiculous and made me angry!
User avatar
By Andy B
#343574
I'm amazedvthat anyone still gives a toss to be honest! It's always been political. In the past Ireland would always give the UK 12 points and we'd always give them 12 points! The only thing that's changed is we are now Social Pariahs and all the Baltic states have formed a larger cliqué is all.
  • 1
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
  • 11