[Vivienne]

I was emphasising how annoyed I was, which I seem to have achieved.

I was only teasing! It's just not like you to use sub-standard English words. That's all. Bruvva, did you go to the Dr. Who exhibition?

[Bruvva]

I was emphasising how annoyed I was, which I seem to have achieved.

I was only teasing! It's just not like you to use sub-standard English words. That's all. Bruvva, did you go to the Dr. Who exhibition?

No, I thought about it but by the time I got up there, I'd have about 5 minutes to look around before I'd have to come back to work! I went for a quick run instead.

[Zenon]

Thank god the turkey's out!

[Bonanzoid]

Thank god the turkey's out!

No! That was the only good thing about it!

[foot-loose]

Thank god the turkey's out!

No! That was the only good thing about it!

... except for wogan.

[Yudster]

I'm glad the turkey's out. The only good thing about Eurovision is that even though we all know it's a huge joke it seems to get taken seriously, which makes the joke even funnier - the turkey just ackowledged the joke and that ruined it.

I still say we have a great song this year, but still no earthly chance of winning. I almost wish the song was being entered by another country then it would have a chance.

[S4B]

Load of rubbish so far, mainly cos Wogan is finding it hard to get a drink!!! He's not his usual caustic self. Frankly I'm disappointed and we're only 3 songs in.

[foot-loose]

If anyone seriously believes that Wogan... that's SIR Terry is going to actually be so unproffesional as to drink on air, let alone to the point of getting drunk, I think they are seriously mistaken. It's all part of his act.



Speaking of act, what the hell is that on there at the moment??

[S4B]

Are you referring to the guy/girl in the weird dress with apples or something on it and the brides knitting? That one confused me too!

[foot-loose]

I thought it was cherries but yes.

Although since I posted that, ive remembered what it is im watching and decided not to question what is on my screen. I think ill switch Britains Got Talent on now - iv'e had my dose of Wogan.

[S4B]

That is hardly better! At least on this there is a chance that Wogan will get pissed and amuse me!

Finland entry will have impressed Zoot if he's watching

[foot-loose]

There is an old man shouting at everyone. And it isn't Sir Terrence. Although he has called him a TOG.

[S4B]

What were the half empty bottles of wine all about?

Screechy woman on now from Poland! Obviously trying to look like a mermaid and win by showing the most cleavage! That dress is not going to stay up!

[foot-loose]

Did the Wogster just say "that woman has a fine set of teats"??????

[S4B]

I believe he did!

I think he's trying to explain racial diversity across Europe "Lots of Poles spread across Europe, that'll get a lot of votes"

Oooh a gay Icelander who REALLY fancies himself!

[foot-loose]

He looks like he is gonna pop.

[S4B]

His co singer is wearing an Ostrich!

[foot-loose]

Turkey should have had a turkey parading about. Not Ireland.

That was a major failing on someones behalf.

[S4B]

I agree! This lot are weird!!! They look vaguely plastic. And they need to stop messing about with their eyebrows!!! The beardy one on the guitar is just wrong, flailing his arms in the air, who does he think he is?!

[S4B]

OH GOD!!! The shouty people in the green room need to be drowned!

[Bonanzoid]

Did the Wogster just say "that woman has a fine set of teats"??????

*waits for PC Parade to enter*

(And no PC Parade isn't a policeman stripper)

[foot-loose]

"With a high high ho and a high high hey, pitrates are all we can be."

Fantastic lyrics.

[S4B]

I loved the pirates! Was that Swedish act really a woman?

[S4B]

I think we have a winner guys! The Ukraine has everything!

70's disco
Scantily clad sexy woman
Cute guys
Catchy tune
Silly dance
interesting antics on stage!

Wogan may well be right

[pjordan2000]

I'll be voting for the Latvian pirates! Loved em